When an individual pursues a member of the opposite sex and multiple friends join the situation, stealing attention from the person who initiated the conversation, and thereby eliminating any chance of a connection.

I was about to pound it out with Candy in the bathroom, when Henry and Gerard dorkswarmed me to chat about how awesome Avatar was. Needless to say, she wasn't impressed.

Dorkswarm by The Windhorse January 23, 2010

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dorksided

Evil, unsavory, tampering with un-Christian activities. Might be incorrectly pronounced as "dark-sided" by those who do not love the Lord.

Comes from Marguerite Perrin, an upstanding woman of God from the Fox series Trading Spouses

"She's not a Christian! It was so dorksided. Take this microcphone off of me--GARGYLES, DEMONS! Everything was tainted."

dorksided by Coleifornia December 15, 2009

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count dorkula

When some one says something so stupid they have sucked the life out of the conversation.

John: I am so pumped for the Bears/Packers game tonight.

Tim: Yeah, I think Bret Farve is going to torch the Bears.

John: Bret Farve plays for the Vikings, Count Dorkula

(Conversation is during the current calendar year)

count dorkula by Cool Hand Jew October 21, 2010

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