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Dinner Distraction 

When somebody distracts you with the idea of food being ready, just to get you off what you were focussing on.

Tends to be when someone wants to get your attention by the emans of using food to their advantage and ruin your focus on anything else.
Example 1

Person 1: - Dinner is ready!
Person 2: - Okay I'm coming. {Turns off computer}
Person 1: - Dinner is Ready!.
Person 2: - The dinner clearly isn't ready...

You haven't eithen put it on the plate...
Person 1: - I tricked you!

Example 2

Person 1: - Dinner is Ready!
Person 2: - I'm coming {Turns off computer}.
{Walks into Kitchen, with food still boiling and not on the plate}.
Person 2: - Why say food is ready when I can't take it into the front room yet, It's not eithen on the plate.
Person 1: - You can wait now then.
Person 2: - *sigh* fine... {Thinks Dinner Distraction}
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Mutually Assured Distraction 

The practice of distracting others in a manner assuring that neither party gets any work done.
We were both working on our papers but then she started chatting with me on Facebook and it was mutually assured distraction after that.

weapons of mass distraction 

A well-endowed woman's breasts, especially when showing cleavage, that is used to distract males from their day-to-day tasks.
"Whoa man, look at those fine WMDs!"
.. 5 minutes later ...
"So what exactly did I come here to do?"

Stouffville District Secondary school 

Stouffville District Secondary School is a predominantly white and brown school, it’s seen as a shit school with reckless students. It’s filled with druggys and stoners and it’s the home of Acid Boy, who one day decided to take acid at school, had a bad trip and bat shit crazy. He beat up many people, got jumped and ended it by giving the principal a smooch on the lips. His legacy lives one.
Person 1: hey you go to Stouffville District Secondary School?
Person 2: yeah why?
Person 1: you hate your life?
Person 2: yes
Sdss is a school

distracted driving

Diverted attention while operating a motor vehicle which can lead to accidents. Causes may include use of an electronic device or smartphone, eating or drinking, or active children inside a moving automobile.
Reporter: "Distracted driving has become a major safety issue on our roads and freeways."

distraction condoms 

When you buy a pack of condoms on purpose to distract the cashier from the other products you are purchasing.
I need to buy some red thongs and rope.
Dude the cashier is going to think you're weird.
It's okay man, I'll buy some distraction condoms so she won't think about the other things I'm buying.

meatpacking district 

The New York City neighborhood at the west end of W 13th st. in Manhattan. Originally famous for its slaughterhouses, it evolved in the mid 20th century into a collection of bars and brothels that catered to the gay and BDSM crowds. Like most of the other interesting parts of New York, in the 21st century it has gentrified into a playground for rich people.
Sadly, the meatpacking district is no longer the fudgepacking district.