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blunder crunching 

Combination of "blunder" and "number crunching," describing the exasperating experience of trying to figure out which supermarket item is giving you more for your money on a dollar per ounce basis.

A lot of times these days supermarkets will break down the cost per ounce right on the face of the shelf price tag. However, sometimes you find yourself blundering through basic algebra, trying your best to hold your own. Forget about it if you're trying to convert between grams and ounces: you're just done, and you'll make your decision on some other factor.

If you have your phone with you, you can use the calculator function to avoid blunder crunching. In no case, however, must you mumble to yourself out loud as you try to do the calculations.
Don't be the guy mumbling to himself while trying to decide between Starkist tuna or the store brand. Keep your blunder crunching as private as possible.
blunder crunching by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015
Synonymous to hitting on, having a crush on, or wooing someone. Can also be used to describe the act of throwing someone the sex eyes.

Originally coined in the movie "Never Been Kissed" with Drew Barrymore.
Girl-"Guy is totally crunching on you."
Barrymore-"Do I wanna be crunched?"
Girl-"By Guy? Oh yeah."
Crunching by immahlamb September 10, 2011

coon clutching 

When a person (any race or gender or age) attempts to grab all of or as much of a free substance as they can such as mints, toothpicks, coupons, gum anything.
When we left Fridays my friend reached into the free bowl of mints and grabbed a fistful of mints using the side of the candy dish to get as many as she could and I said, " hey girl why you coon clutching the mints like that."
coon clutching by Qatalyst April 29, 2012

czetching 

The act of masturabation using your own tears as lubrication.
I caught James listening to Dashboard Confessional and czetching again
czetching by downonyourmom August 27, 2009

crunching numbers 

only thinking about the money and the fame and attention.
"they say i only think in the form of crunching numbers"
crunching numbers by JMAGINTHEHOUSE December 24, 2007

clutching 

When you are playing an online game , and you are the onlyone alive on your team.You have to "Clutch"the round by killing the opposing team single-handedly.
Mom: Dinner's ready !
Gamer: Not now mom , I'm clutching !
clutching by Erosin March 3, 2015