Christoph 

Chrostophs are f*cking hot! Tall and talented, even artsie. He may have a hard shell and look like a though guy but when his nerdy, soft side comes to the surface, he will really blow anyone away. Everyone should have a Christoph in their lives because he's the best person and friend you could ask for. He cares about the small things and is always sincere and sweet. Christophs are also great in bed ;)

You see that great guy over there? Yeah, he's my Christoph.

Christoph by Carolinebee July 1, 2017

christopher pyne 

A smug weasel, confit'd in his own hubris breast milk; comfortably suckling on the right wing teat since 1963.

Person A: " the only things I love more than low tax and coal is the fact that gays can't marry".
Person B: " oi dude, don't be a Christopher Pyne!".

christopher pyne by Hayzemoüt June 22, 2014

Christopher Barnett 

Hi, I am Christopher Barnett. I am a man of weirdness and oddness; I am eccentric, white and nerdy, and a great friend.
Having me as a friend is a real privilege because I will never leave you, even when you want me to.

Christopher Barnett sent a meme that changed me from the inside... In a bad way!

Christopher Barnett by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Christopher Titus

Comedian who likes to talk about how he got his ass kicked by life when he was younger.

'Christopher Titus: my dad man...got the couch growin out of the back of his head...i bet i can kick his ass..."

Christopher Titus: Turns out he was just resting up...

Christopher Titus by Synthetic Loser April 5, 2011

Christopher Nolan

To revive a dead or dying franchise with dark and moody epicness.

Are they really rebooting Spider-Man.

Yeah, apparently they're gonna' try and Christopher Nolan it.

Christopher Nolan by J.N. Growling June 20, 2010

Christoffer 

Funny, intelligent, nice, caring, really good in bed but can also be a dick. He is down to do anything which makes him fun

I’d totally smash Christoffer

Christoffer by Henrietta the boss October 2, 2019

Khristopher 

Handsome, beautiful and amazing. Best looking guy in the world and can do no wrong.

*Oh, you just pulled a Khristopher.
*Josh you are just like Khristopher.
*Christopher, you are Khristopher.

Khristopher by K.P.KA May 18, 2010