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Caucasian Saturday 

Caucasian Saturday is a holiday that occurs on every Saturday the 14th, the day after a friday the 13th. On this day it is customary to drink the alcoholic beverage that this day is named for, the caucasian. Also known as a White Russian, the Caucasian consists of vodka, coffee liquor, and cream.
Person 1: Why have you consumed 10 White Russians today, brother?
Person 2: Duuude! Its Caucasian Saturday! Grab a glass!
Caucasian Saturday by holidayman August 13, 2010

Caucasian Glow 

That extreme flushing of the cheeks a white person gets when eating food other cultures would consider barely noticeably spicy. E.g. Americanized Indian food from a chain restaurant.
"What's wrong with Matt? His cheeks look really flushed, is he alright?"
"Oh he's fine, he just had some 'really spicy' chicken tikka masala from Punjabi Palace. It's just Caucasian Glow.
Caucasian Glow by OnlyTenISee March 3, 2018

Caucasian Hot Sauce 

White person: "Damn, this sandwich is spicy. How much Caucasian hot sauce did you put on this bad boy?"

Chef (non-white): *shakes head* "FML"

crying caucasian 

Crying Caucasian is when a white person uses their privilege to get what they want.
They will ask to speak with management until they are satisfied with receiving compensation for there bad behavior aka crying Caucasian
crying caucasian by Pinksage February 17, 2023

caucasianally

The act of performing an activity like an upright white guy.
Chad drives his car so caucasianally with the seat back upright and his hands at 10 and 2.

Caucasianed 

Dude you Caucasianed that black, asian, aboriginal, and latino group over there.
Caucasianed by The*Dude* February 5, 2010