canning 

The timeless art of hurling a partially or fully loaded recycling or refuse container into an object of a mail-box nature at a high rate of speed.

Dude, we went canning the other night and took out a concrete mail-box.

canning by johnny got his gun July 15, 2008

coneing 

Driving into a McDonald's drive-through and ordering one or more soft serve cones.
You pay for your soft serve cone(s) and then when you accept it, you pick it up from the icecream side instead of the usual "cone" side. This results in your hand covered in icecream and an extremely baffled McDonald's worker.
Variations can also be referred to as coneing or "cone-ing"

Man 1: "I was just coneing the other day, people thought I was retarded."
Man 2: "What's coneing?"
Man 1: "OMG, it's the new planking, go look it up!"

coneing by ErC1123458 December 8, 2011

cakeing 

talking to a women or your female campaion on the phone .

Byrone is cakeing talking on the phone .

cakeing by byrone miller June 27, 2005

canning 

To walk around with crushed drinks cans on one's feet. This is achieved by laying an empty can on its side and treading on its centre so that it wraps around the foot.

More specifically (and often with a suffixed "it"), the word can be used to refer to travelling down skate ramps, half pipes etc using one's cans, as the smooth metal footwear provides an ideal surface for fast passage.

I got this massive scrape up my arm from going arse over tit while canning it in the skate park wrecked last night.

canning by lyserge May 29, 2010

Canting 

A period of time where the ability to can is lost due to any given situation or circumstance. Can last from minutes to days on end

Guy 1- hey man are you ok?
Guy 2- nah, my friend just told me that slenda hanhas coke in it and now I'm canting.

Guy 1- sucks man.

Canting by Thuma Urman February 11, 2015

Mudslide canoeing 

During anal intercourse the male hits a nerve that causes the female to start shitting uncontrollably on the males dick, while the male continues to bang her using the shit as lube.

Amanda was taking it up the butt when suddenly she had the urge to shit. John then continued to bang and begin his journey of "mudslide canoeing" until he was satisfied.

Mudslide canoeing by Domweatherman February 4, 2014

Biscuit Canning 

Slam your boner on the edge of a counter until it splits open and doubles in size. Kinda like leaving a hot dog on the grill too long...

Remember...girth is what it's worth.

Ended up biscuit canning myself because that hoe had birthed many children. Couldn't measure up till I biscuit canned my schlong.

Biscuit Canning by FarkMeRunning October 13, 2017