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Bullshit 

My Friend: Yo, I just looked up your name and it's completely inaccurate! It says you have blue eyes, brown hair, and it says you're tall and quiet. You're literally none of those things.
Me: Where did you look it up on?
My friend: Urban Dictionary.
Me: Oh, no shit, they get everything wrong. Everything on that site is bullshit.
Bullshit by Salliamboyes July 7, 2017

Bullshit 

What you get when you cross a bulldog with a shih tzu.
Person 1: My favorite dog is a bullshit
Person 2: You are retarded
Bullshit by Person Guy221 January 7, 2018

Bullshit 

The cross breed of a bulldog and a shih-tzu, a bullshit is characterized as having the signature jowls and floppy ears of the bulldog, with the moppy tail and thick fur of the shih-tzu.
"Did Laura's dog give birth yet?"

"Yeah, to a very healthy litter of bullshits!"
Bullshit by penguinface. April 26, 2010

bullshit 

Something very far from the truth.

LOL GEORGE BUSH LOL!! HURRRRR
bullshit by mwells August 20, 2003

bullshit 

A favorite tool of the mass conformist world who loves to use it to as a desperate attempt to fit in with society when they don't have the brains to think for themselves. But to intelligent people, they just look like bullshitting morons.
George Carlin: America's #1 industry is the marketing and packaging of bullshit.
bullshit by hunglikehuang October 15, 2006

bullshit 

90% of the definitions on this website.
90% of the definitions on this website are bullshit. They're just illiterate douchebags who ruin their lives with drugs and being arrested 30 thousand times.
bullshit by A-person_yay April 28, 2014