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Bluff Blockers 

Tinted glasses used to hide a players eyes during a card (poker, etc.) game.
Play of words on the sunglasses brand "BluBlocker", which used to regularly have cheesy infomercials.
Be on the look out for milkels when a player is sporting Bluff Blockers.
I can never figure out what hes doing with those damn bluff blockers on.
I plan on cleaning up tonight, I brought my bluff blockers.
Bluff Blockers by w.phx.az April 10, 2009
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cock block blocker 

cock block blocker: Also know as a wingman.
My wingman took care of the cock blocker
cock block blocker by dodgyd May 13, 2005

friend blocker 

A needy roommate, classmate, relative, or other associate who impedes your ability to make friends by insisting on being part of any new relationship you try to make. The friend blocker stands next to you while you are meeting new people and makes clear that the blocker is part of any new friendship.
Dillon is introducing himself to Jeremy, a new guy on the dorm floor. Dillon's roommate is a friend blocker, so he walks up beside Dillon and says, "Dillon, my man, who's our new friend?" Then the roommate stands immediately next to Dillon for the duration of the conversation.
friend blocker by Medford Man December 24, 2009

crotch blocker 

Its the same concept as a cock blockbut its a uni-sex word, meaning it can be used for girls and guys. Its a person that basically prevents a person from hooking up with another.
A group of three or more girls and a duff come to a party. The duff is named Theresa Marie. All night Theresa Marie will not stop talking to the girls and prevents them from talking to the guys. She is constantly taking them away from the party and is being a total crotch blocker to the guys
crotch blocker by Scoooooter August 24, 2008

aisle blockers 

Aisle blockers are usually two heavy set women who stop to chat,side by side, in the middle of the aisle in grocery stores or discount stores. The combination of their big wide butts plus their shopping carts makes the entire aisle virtually impassable in either direction because they are too fuckin' rude to move to the side.
I had to take a two aisle detour just to get a box of CoCo Puffs because of two cows acting as aisle blockers.
aisle blockers by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

jizz blockers 

Big trendy sunglasses worn by whores in a futile attempt to keep semen out of their eyes.
Jessica is rocking jizz blockers, cause Stan gave her an eye infection by pulling out of her ass and nutting on her face.
jizz blockers by novimoto January 3, 2009

Blockers 

Major bugs in software development that have to be fixed before release of RC or even final product.
Blockers have to be fixed before shifting to another phase of SD.
Blockers by le1 March 8, 2008