Bro-Job
Bro-Job by TroyBoy666 October 6, 2019
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Non-gay oral sex between bros. Usually after a few drinks and a lack of normal female attention. You should try it.
"Dude did you hear about that sweet bro-job that Justin gave to Zach?"
"Yeah it was like totally cool....I guess....fml".
"Yeah it was like totally cool....I guess....fml".
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Bro-Job
Being able to maintain a job only on the basis of being "bestfriends", "buddies" or "bros" with your male supervisor(s) or superiors. Generally with that territory you are able to slack off or perform your job at lower standards than your colleagues while reaping all the benefits if a steady paycheck.
Mark: "Why did Chaz quit his job?"
Jimmy: "Oh the Chaz-meister?, I guess working in IT was too much work. Hes going back to his bro-job at Wendys"
Jimmy: "Oh the Chaz-meister?, I guess working in IT was too much work. Hes going back to his bro-job at Wendys"
bro-job
Occurs when two doods, or completely straight guy friends hold a job at the same establishment at the same time.
Peter- Dood, I got a job at Petco.
John- For real? I work there too!
Peter- We should carpool to our bro-job.
John- Totally. Lets save the planet by wasting less gas. No homo.
John- For real? I work there too!
Peter- We should carpool to our bro-job.
John- Totally. Lets save the planet by wasting less gas. No homo.
Bro-job
Bro-job: when people close to you want something you have, but want it at a discounted rate or straight up for nothing. Basically they’ll Bro you into it.