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Branden Grimm 

Someone who drinks a lot of beer and is always a good time when he’s drunk! Can find them at any house party or bonfire drinking Busch light by the case. Also had a slightly above average pecker but will always leave you wanting more and wondering about what could have been. Also could find him with a Brandon Harris or a Tyler Reid.
Her #1: A Branden Grimm tore my ass up last night

Her #2 : What all happened?

Her #1: He tore my ass up for 45 seconds and passed out because he drank a case of Busch light!

Her #2: Damn girl me too! At least it was slightly average!

Her#1: Yeah it was pretty good to be honest!
Branden Grimm by Branden grimm January 12, 2020
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Branden Condy 

Branden Condy is a man of many talents, known for his incredible filmmaking skills and his ability to make people laugh. He's the kind of person who can turn any situation into a comedy skit, and he's always up for a good laugh.

Branden got his start in the film industry working as a production assistant on a number of indie films. His big break came when he was hired to direct a feature film called "The Haunting of La Llorona," which was a huge success and catapulted him into the limelight.

Since then, Branden has directed a number of films, including "The Midnight Man," "The Assassin's Code," "Inheritance," "Assimilate," and "The Ninth Passenger." His unique style and sense of humor have made him a favorite among audiences and critics alike.

Branden has also worked with some of the biggest names in the industry, including Josh King Madrid, Andrew Tate, Lewis Howes, Jay Shetty, Justin Guerra, and Tristan Tate. He's collaborated with them on a number of projects, and they all agree that he's one of the funniest and most talented filmmakers they know.

When he's not making movies, Branden can be found performing stand-up comedy or hanging out with his dog, a pug named Sir Snorts-A-Lot. He's also an avid gamer and can often be found streaming on Twitch.

If you're looking for a good laugh and some great filmmaking, look no further than Branden Condy. He's a true talent and one of the funniest guys in the business!
Branden Condy is a multi-talented person with exceptional skills in filmmaking and comedy. He has a unique ability to turn any situation into a funny skit. Branden's career in the film industry began as a production assistant on several indie films. He gained recognition when he directed the successful feature film, "The Haunting of La Llorona." Since then, he has directed several other films, including "The Midnight Man," "The Assassin's Code," "Inheritance," "Assimilate," and "The Ninth Passenger." Branden has worked with several notable figures in the entertainment industry, including Josh King Madrid, Andrew Tate, Lewis Howes, Jay Shetty, Justin Guerra, and Tristan Tate. When he's not making movies, Branden enjoys performing stand-up comedy, playing video games, and spending time with his pet pug, Sir Snorts-A-Lot. Overall, Branden Condy is a talented filmmaker and comedian who can make anyone laugh.

Branden Harris 

Noun
Someone who is a homophobic retarded.
Verb
The act constantly failing at trolling and cyber bullying children
Man that guy is a branden harris
Branden Harris by brandeniscool927 February 13, 2017

branden's dick 

a branden's dick is another meaning for a short, stubby penis, aka a chode.
Girl: k, whip ur dick out
Guy: k
Girl: OMG A BRANDEN'S DICK!
branden's dick by GIIQ October 25, 2010

Branden Calhoun 

Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.

Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.

Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?

Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
Branden Calhoun by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016

Branden Calhoun 

Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.

Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.

Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?

Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
Branden Calhoun by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016

Branden price 

Paying fully inflated price for a product.
I need to put gas in my car but I don't want to pay the Branden price.