Bort Cuse 

An adjective used in the form of a pseudonym to describe the way in which particularly tricky circumstances were overcome with smooth and casual indifference.

A: "Blaine got backstage at the gig but his name wasn't on the guestbook."
B: "How did he get in?"
A: "He Bort Cuse'd it."
B: "Bort Cuse?"
A: "The name that never fails."

Bort Cuse by Bort Cuse May 1, 2009

hot bort 

n. - an ejaculent in the pants
v. - to bust a nut in your pants, generally used to refer to a premature ejaculation.

Murky's pants were laden with hot bort shortly after he got an erection.

As soon as Jack saw Katie he hot-borted in his jorts.

hot bort by bocetta June 16, 2011

Sp'bort 

verb. The act of Frenching someone so hard that you lick their tonsils.

Greg: I heard your girlfriend's in the hospital. What happened, dude?
Harry: I did the ol' sp'bort with her yesterday!
Greg: Poggies dude! Up top!

Sp'bort by The_Fruggle_Bunny October 29, 2021

The Bort 

The name of the forum on the official Umphrey's McGee fan site

"There are some sarcastic Umphreaks on the bort"

The Bort by mike ignagni June 15, 2008

Tug-a-bort 

A game that is similar to tug-of-war, this is when two pregnant women hook the ends of one clothes hanger to there respected fetuses. The two women then crawl away from each other, the first woman to lose her baby loses, or wins, whichever method preferred by the players.

Guy-Dude, my girlfriends pregnant! You should get yours pregnant too so we can play tug-a-bort!

Tug-a-bort by Euthansaia November 30, 2011

Pormped in the bort 

The future past perfect tense of pumped in the butt.

By tomorrow you will have had been pormped in the bort.

Pormped in the bort by EgonD October 10, 2010

dirty Bort 

Having sex with multiple dogs whilst smelling smelling worse than Brad Pitt.

Bart likes to do the dirty Bort multiple times daily

dirty Bort by Justin Yermouth June 10, 2020