bollocko 

When Chigz is naked he thinks this is the word to explain it...

''i was in my garden bollocko...''

bollocko by illness January 29, 2005

Bollocking 

v. Bollocking, when one is lectured, criticised or reprimanded. When one receives things Bollocking they have just been bollocked. Alternatively bollocked is used to describe a high state of inebriation.

"You're gonna get a bollocking my son"
"He just bollocked me!"
"I am completely bollocked"

Bollocking by Lucy May 29, 2003

soppy bollocks 

Soppy bollocks: Someone who is a bit stupid

Soppy bollocks managed to get it right this time

soppy bollocks by Dodge August 8, 2004

dog's bollocks (the) 

Top class. Can not be bettered.

Derives from the fact that there is nothing a dog likes to do more than to lick his own bollocks.

Can also be shortened to simply "The Bollocks", but beware, as without the definite article bollocks means pretty much the opposite.

That Tony Blair is the Dog's Bollocks!

dog's bollocks (the) by Andy March 15, 2004

cock and bollocks 

another way of describing something as amazing, in a slightly obscene manner

1. That titan toss was the cock and bollocks, relentless of the fact that she broke her neck against the wall.

2. Even though it hurts, that pink sock is the cock and bollocks

cock and bollocks by laarx December 14, 2009

top bollocks

boobs. the female equivalent of testicles, except with a different purpose and higher.

Michael: Check out the blonde, nice set of top bollocks.

top bollocks by mark May 16, 2003

Billy Bollocks 

To be completely naked

She caught me standing there, completely billy bollocks

Billy Bollocks by misterhahn August 15, 2006