Bloom scrolling 

When you are reading stories or looking at memes that are genuinely positive. The opposite of doom scrolling.

I spend 30 minutes a day bloom scrolling to remember there's still good in the world.

Bloom scrolling by Anonymous Sunflower September 12, 2025

Bot Bloom

When a player of low skill and/or level obtains ridiculous RNG (Random Number Generator) whilst attacking another player in a video game. Bot bloom allows players of low level and/or skill to have ridiculously accurate aiming and/or damaging abilities.

Particularly frequent in games such as; Fortnite, Runescape and League of Legends.

"Yo peep this fucking bot bloom, I'm getting LASERED!" ~ Said TSM MYTH
"Any one got a fucking med-kit? This fucking noob had bot bloom," ~ squealed Ninja
"Holy fuck this game is dog shit. Every noob out here killing me with fucking bot bloom," ~ complained Tfue
"AHHHHHH! How is a freaking AK outgunning my Purple pump?" ~ screamed NickEH30

Bot Bloom by Vincy_nut_rag_mcgee May 15, 2019

orlando bloom 

an actor who has often become distracted by moles and various shiny objects.

"It was a really great role and ... OH LOOK AT THAT MOLE!"

orlando bloom by Ree Warfle May 14, 2005

Orlando Bloom 

That actor who wants to be Johnny Depp really bad but he can't.

Orlando Bloom is such a poser.

Orlando Bloom by AnnaTpretty December 15, 2008

Orlando Bloom 

A tool used to bring balance to Hollywood films.

Employed in cases where an actor working on the film is deemed to have too much talent, the Orlando Bloom will provide a sufficiently poor performance to ensure that the overall talent in the film remains at an average levels.

In extreme cases is used in conjunction with a Keira Knightley for a multiplied effect.

"My that Johnny Depp sure makes a great pirate."

"Yes, perhaps a little too great... Better throw an Orlando Bloom into the scene just to make sure the film doesnt become too awesome."

Orlando Bloom by DrDean April 27, 2009

Orlando Bloom 

An AVERAGE looking person who DOESN'T want to have purses,pins,pens,bookmarks,clothes and lipstick with his name/picture on them. He needs to move to Russia to get away from those scary, lifeless fangirls.

All the girls were screaming and fighting over an orlando bloom poster.

Orlando Bloom by guest drone #89 December 10, 2004

Apple Bloom 

A fictional character in the tv show "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" she is a filly who has yet to get her cutie mark, is in the club "The Cutie Mark Crusaders", is friends with scootaloo and sweetie belle

Guy 1"have you seen mlp?"

Guy 2" yea apple bloom is best pony!"

Guy 1" ... "

Apple Bloom by Super-Brony September 3, 2012