Dumb Bitchitis 

A sickness that's highly contagious if you mess with a girl named Kaitlynn Clemens.

"Watch out! You don't wanna be around Kaitlynn, she's got dumb bitchitis!"

Dumb Bitchitis by ContaminatedWitch August 27, 2020

Little Bitchitis 

Something you can say to someone being an asshole or little bitch.
Usually said with a roast about something happening to someone’s head or hair.
(NOT MY IDEA, IT’S Hope Bagel Scarlatte’s IDEA ON IbisPaintX.com!!!)

“My cousin called me fat for getting a second plate of food. So I told her that she was dropped on the head as a baby and developed a rare brain disease called ‘Little Bitchitis’”.

Little Bitchitis by AnonymousNumber9993 December 27, 2022

white-bitchitis 

A disease where a black male is obsessed with a white female that he isn't dating.

Eric: "Why does Anthony always hang out with that white girl"

Toby: "he got white-bitchitis I guess"

white-bitchitis by chad-riceman March 9, 2025

Bitchification

A term coined by professor Dr. E. Meyrowitz as a synonym for colonization.

If a group of people become colonized, they become the colonizer's bithches.

An area that has been colonized can also be said to be bitchified.

Bitchification by the English was meant to expand their empire.

Bitchification by krogal April 17, 2009

Constructive Bitchicism 

con-struc-tive/kənˈstrəktiv bitchicism/biCHcis·sizəm

When a woman has a good point but it still comes of as Nagging !

"Baby you look great, you shure you wanna wear those shoes with that?"

With that woman it's all just constructive bitchicism.

Constructive Bitchicism by Chario September 3, 2012

bitchiness 

Refers to the level or amount to which a bitch is being bitchy or bitch-like.

"I know you're having a bad day but tone down the bitchiness."

bitchiness by rjoynesjr July 6, 2008

chronic benchitis 

When a member of an athletic team sits on the bench for so long that he develops an injury.

The other day I played a basketball video game and following the game I was immediately notified that Steve Novak was injured with back spasms. The problem was he was in street clothes and listed as inactive in the game he was supposedly injured in. He is one of the worst rated players on the game, and with the "injury", his ratings dipped further. He may never see the court again after this. Therefore, he really suffers from chronic benchitis.

chronic benchitis by crazylegsdave January 13, 2010