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Bitch lasagna

The cry of someone who has realized that one is quickly losing one's relevance, usually in a last-ditch attempt to gain attention or slow waning popularity. Typically screamed at the person who has taken one's place in the public consciousness or surpassed one's fame.
Aide to Martin van Buren: I'm sorry, Mr. President, but William Henry Harrison is about to crush you in the general election by 174 electoral votes as well as the popular vote by 146,536.
Martin van Buren: BITCH LASAGNA! BITCH LASAGNA! WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON AIN'T NOTHING BUT BITCH LASAGNA!A
Bitch lasagna by Morgrath December 18, 2018

Bitch lasagna

Did you hear Timmy had Bitch lasagna last night?
Bitch lasagna by PenisKid09 October 29, 2018

Bitch Lasagna

Some sort of vegan Lasagna that is very common in India. Some Men try to convert pretty women to try some of their grandmoms plant based lasagna, to try something different than „send bobs“.
„Send bobs and vegana?“
„Wth no..“
„bitch lasagna?“
„that‘s my favourite lasagna. Sure. Go vegan.“

Bitch Lasagna

Words you tell your crush when she don't answer you
guy: Hello
Seen 5:07pm
guy: Bitch lasagna
Bitch Lasagna by Boproi August 26, 2018

Bitch Lasagna

A fire ass song that will destroy T-series!
T series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch Lasagna by FortniteGamer09 December 3, 2018

bitch lasagna

a human of unusual tastiness levels.
bitch lasagna by jjjjud January 8, 2019