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1. A piece of technology from the past.

2. A put down for old people.

3. When a piece of technology fails to work properly.
Fuck is wrong with you, you aztecy bastard? You come from the fucking preage?
Aztecy by Pushfart June 13, 2020

Aztec mudslide 

The diarrhea you get after eating a bad street taco.
Man that food last night gave me the Aztec mudslides

Please not there again! It gave me the aztec mudslides last time!

Aztec CW 

the worst clan ever to exist in combat warriors, got goated by anarchy in scrim and their leader is on the hall of shame for online dating. Tried declaring war on Astrophel but too scared to go out there in cw and fight them
Person 1: "should i really join aztec cw ? their advertisement seems cool"
Person 2: "no, their clan is really bad and you should not join it. The advertisement is tricking you into thinking them good, try joining astrophel or anarchy for example

The Aztec King 

The Aztec King- getting a blowjob on the toilet (blumpkin) while a neutral third party takes a shit in the toilet tank behind you (upper decker)
To prevent her legs from going numb while she blessed his blumpkin, Alice would drape her legs over Arnold's shoulders as she made the toilet tank offering to the Aztec King.
The Aztec King by K.S.Davidson November 19, 2019

Team Azteca 

THE best tribe on ark, owners of the fattest center to ever be on xbox servers
Team Azteca by qbeb October 13, 2021
the most ugliest vehicle in the world. only a dumbass would buy it and prance around town with it.
don't buy an aztec
Aztec by hahahaha September 6, 2003