Freudian Autocorrect 

Freudian Autocorrect is when you're texting and your phone autocorrects a word you attempted to type innocently and replaces it with something less innocent yet more appropriate to what you meant.

When I texted him to see how his day was going and he replied with busty instead of busy, his phone's Freudian autocorrect told me exactly where his mind was.

Freudian Autocorrect by Ehrris September 14, 2011

Damn you autocorrect! 

The exclamation you commonly make when the autocorrect feature in your phone maliciously decides to "correct" your text message spelling in the worst way possible.

Popularised on damnyouautocorrect.com

> Wanna come over for lunch?
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!

Damn you autocorrect! by Trixtah December 4, 2010

Human Autocorrect 

An individual who believes it is their duty to correct any misspelling or typos you make to show their superiority.

Billy: "hey dude your awesome!"

Pretentious douchebag: "It's *you're* not your dumbass."

Billy: I don't need no human autocorrect!!!!!

Human Autocorrect by TriforceofPower October 26, 2011

sorry, autocorrect 

A phrase often used when a private or dirty text is sent to the wrong person in an attempt to lessen the awkwardness or dismiss the conversation

Girl: Jeff's cock is so big
Guy: This is your boyfriend. I think we need to break up
Girl: Sorry, autocorrect!! I meant clock!

sorry, autocorrect by black409 June 7, 2011

damn autocorrect!

A phrase written (and sometimes shouted) after one notices their smartphone's auto-correct has corrected a typo to a word other than the one they had actually intended.

Usually, the user notices the incorrect correction after the message has been sent, which results in a frantic and rushed follow-up message to save face.

"I spent all day hunting for a good fuck for tomorrow night."

"*duck! Damn autocorrect!"

damn autocorrect! by WerriamMebster September 29, 2011

bad autocorrect 

When autocorrect gets a word very very wrong and you meant to say something else.

Person A (via text): Hey, do you want to go to McKinley's?
Person B (via text): What?
Person A (via text): I meant McDonalds. Bad autocucumber
Person B (via text): Oh ok sure
Person A (via text): Bad autocode
Person A (via text): Bad autocorrect

bad autocorrect by W Rich March 5, 2021

Freudian autocorrect 

A Freudian slip made by inadvertently texting someone what you unconsciously meant, and then saying it was autocorrected text (even when it's super implausible that it autocorrected to that).

/SMS dialogue/
gf: I feel rough af, think i'm getting sick
bf: Take some penis, it'll make you feel better

bf: Echinacea*. Damn Freudian autocorrect.
gf: ahaha. there is no way it autocorrected to that
bf: it Freudian autocorrected

Freudian autocorrect by secretuser420 December 5, 2022