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Allegedslature 

A legislature which is alleged to represent the people who vote them in, but really represent corporate interests instead.
The Florida republicans in the state house are an allegedslature. They have this appearance that theyrepresent us, and will write laws to protect our medical freedoms and election integrity, but they are bought and paid for by the hospitals, big pharma, and by god knows who else rigging these elections with dead voters on mail in ballots, and voting software that is online during election night.
Allegedslature by Florida Populist October 18, 2021
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Allentown 

Wal-Mart version of Philly.
Allentown...the Netflix adaptation of Philly.
Allentown by Tjenks90 June 12, 2019

Tanya Granic Allen 

Also known as the anal sex lady.

A leadership contender in one of Canada's major conservative provincial parties. Tanya Granic Allen identified anal sex as the evil that is distracting children from learning math. To prove her point, she, at a televised debate with other contenders, lavishly peppered her speech with lots of anal sex references and succeeded in distracting everyone.
Guy1: I don't get her; "anal sex" would barely be mentioned even in the new Sex Ed curriculum. At most, kids will hear it maybe once in a fraction of 1% of the school year.
Guy2: A fraction of 1%, 100%; you say toh-may-toe, Tanya Granic Allen says toh-mah-toe. She was too distracted by anal sex during math class to learn the difference.

dirty ray allen 

Named for Seattle basketball's Ray Allen's Long shot accuracy, the Dirty Ray Allen is performed during anal sex, the male will at the point of orgasm withdraw, grab the hair of the receiver and shoot his ejaculate from long distance into the waiting mouth of the recipient followed by placing his penis immediately in their mouth making him the 'Baller of the Week'.*
*An authentic Dirty Ray Allen is done while dressed in a SuperSonics jersey.
"Yo dawg, I skied from 3 point land and Dirty Ray Allen'd that bitch!"
dirty ray allen by Mr. Honest August 1, 2006
Name describing one who’s loyal, down to earth, open minded and much wiser than their age.
Allenah is a real one bruh.
Allenah by T.Chima January 4, 2019

allen iverson 

One of the greatest basketball players of all time. Ranked as 52 in SLAM's Greatest Players of All Time.
Allen Iverson crossed over MJ in his rookie year!
allen iverson by irociversons June 21, 2003
Ar⋅lene /ɑrˈlin/ Show Spelled Pronunciation ahr-leen

Someone possessing great beauty and kindness. Arlenes are generally good natured and soft spoken, but when startled or angered they internalize their rage and begin to gnaw on their fingers, when their intense anger finally boils over they often become violent and will seek revenge by performing a "Sunday" on your car. Arlenes tend to be very complex and have dual sides to their personalities. They can be at the same time very understanding and very insensitive. When observing an Arlene in the wild be on the look out for her special mating dance, it is unmistakable. No man can resist the lurid temptations of her dance. Once a Arlene has seduced you with her dance, there is no escape from her clutches. It has been noted that even in death there is no escape from the constant wanting and desire that she brings.
"Wow she really has you whipped, she must be a total Arlene!"
Arlene by honeyboy February 3, 2010