Alfie 

Alfie’s cock is so unimaginably small you can barely see it, Alfie’s are normally extremely stupid and it seems like they have no brain at all.and 9 times out of 10 they’re gay aswell

Guy: Oh hey, there’s Alfie

Girl:I was with him last night and his cock is so small you can barely even see it

Guy: I thought he was gay he really looks it

Alfie by Kehebnsjsnsns January 7, 2020

Alfie 

Alfie - A person who has a lot of potential of being smart and tries very hard but when people sees him trying hard, he or she tries to make it look like they're not trying and try to act goofy or laugh it off.

"You see James? Yeah, he's such an Alfie.

Alfie by Yurzora May 7, 2022

alfie 

I don't know why everybody who has seen a terrible movie immediately defines a word by that terrible movie. But before Jude Law took a crap all over the cinematic arts, an "alfie" was and always will be a "dog fart." Dog farts smell way worse than human farts. But dogs are better than humans because by-and-large they are much less harmful than humans are. So though their powers of farting assault our olfactory perceptions to the extreme, we have come up with a word that seems nice since the offense comes from the butts of Gods noblest creatures- the dog, K-9 Magee, man's best friend and companion. Hence an alfie is, was, and always will be what we call a dog fart.

Bandido alfied all over Alexandra!

Rosie laid an alfie, and I think it killed Alexandra!

Grandpa didn't fart, Fi-Fi alfied!

I put a butt plug in Max to keep the alfies at bay!

alfie by ledphloydgeuse December 21, 2012

Alfie 

A man of huge genitalia

Holy shit! He must be an Alfie

Alfie by Derfla Egavas November 9, 2017

Alfie 

Fat or large in any way

That boys alfie

Alfie by Chinaworld July 11, 2018

alfie 

one of the fattest pricks you will ever meet.

look its alfie!
he looks like fat bastard from austin powers

alfie by youranasshole February 1, 2014

Alfie 

ALfie is a bit of an asshole at times but a funny guy. He messes around at school and is
Normally the first person in trouble. Alfie's normally have a friend called aaron and them two have a good friendship but if anything happens to a friend he has one response an ass kickin

Alfie is a good friend

Alfie by Big dick kisser November 6, 2019