National finger a nerd day 

June 25 is celebrated as National finger a nerd day , one this day nerds are to be fingered deep up their prostate and made to get orgasm

A: Hey fatty .... Tonight we three are gonna have a nightout . Wanna join ?
B: surely , how can I refuse an orgasm ... I know what you're gonna do with my prostate after all it's national finger a nerd day .

National finger a nerd day by Texas68 June 25, 2020

fingering a vagina 

Fingering a vagina is great but you know that you're not reaching max potential because you wish your dick was inside her instead.

Fingering a vagina was great, but I feel like there could of been someing more...

fingering a vagina by DingusLover69 October 20, 2015

Fingered a ferrat

To over explain or make a situation, that is already awkward more so.

M: I fingered a ferratonce!

D: I hope the ferrat was ok with that

Ds: Is ferrat aids contagious!

L: everybody has aidsits an epidemic.

Fingered a ferrat by Hyzenburg-72 August 18, 2013

fingered a squid 

when your pen bursts and you get ink all over your hand.

"what happened?"
"i fingered a squid"

fingered a squid by Nice_Car_Big_Boi June 21, 2017

Greed Fingering A Coin Box 

Often typed as WeirdVirusPorn, it is Sexual Cringe involving greed fingering a coin box, and if you google it you would have a heart attack and scream!

“I saw a video called Magical Fingers and it caused a gaper to lose their smile and their eyes because the paper that appeared in front of them was Greed fingering a coin box”

Greed Fingering A Coin Box by Core of the void April 6, 2021

fingering a dog 

when you finger someone but it a dog

Person 1: I'm fingering a dog
Person 2: What in the everloving fuck did you just say?

fingering a dog by yesgamerboy69hahafuny April 14, 2021

Thumb looking for a ring finger 

Someone who is looking for a partner that's out of their league.

Derrick will never find someone, he is a thumb looking for a ring finger.

Thumb looking for a ring finger by SaintBubblegum June 14, 2018