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blowing a cop 

The act of blowing smoke at a cop that is talking to someone they have pulled over as you drive past them.
-blowing a cop-
tom: dude i blew a cop last night and he didn't know what hit him.
blowing a cop by baconator7 June 30, 2010

Rent-a-cop 

The lowest form of life on earth. Many of them failed psychological tests at the police academy and are pissed off they couldn't be real cops. They spend their time harassing people who have broken ankles for leaning on things while waiting in line and screaming at and running off paying customers who are just minding their own business. They also all drive shitty, broken-down cars and get no pussy because they get paid like 10 dollars an hour.
God created rent-a-cops so people who make a living bottoming in anal scat porn would have someone to look down on.
Rent-a-cop by enfant terrible October 3, 2023

Rent-a-cop 

A derogatory term for security officers favored by juvenile delinquents, vagrants and imbeciles who can't distinguish between police officers and security officers.

People who use this term are ignorant, petulant, uneducated, entitlement minded, stuck-up brats. They are under the delusion that the world revolves around them and security officers are supposed to be stupid enough to deviate from or even break their protocol to accommodate their overblown, delicate egos. They'll play the victim and cry that security officers are dicks and bullies who "gave them a hard time" because they didn't bend to their will. Their poor opinion comes from a very small percentage of security officers who are actually guilty of everything they say, but ignorantly choose to judge all of us as a whole due to their pitiful inability to think critically.
Angry, stuck-up princess: "Waa! That rent-a-cop made me stop, show a form of ID, sign in the guest log and made me wait one minute to check his list to VERIFY that I was actually on it! He's supposed to be stupid and take my word for everything! Waa!
Security Officer: "Sorry" to hear you're so butthurt because I actually did my job! 😂
Rent-a-cop by Magnus75 November 30, 2024

flirting with a cop 

Being pulled over; interrogation by a cop; unexpected rear view flashing lights; irrational ticket violation.

•If you are driving and a cop pulls you over for nothing out of the ordinary.

•If a cop gives an irrational reason for pulling you over; such as:
- "I didn't see your seatbelt."
- "You didn't use your blinker before turning."
- "You were just about 5mph over the speed limit."
- "I noticed you turned a little too fast around that corner."
• I was on my way home before I was pulled over to flirt with a cop.
• Just flirted with a cop trying to drive to work.
• I didn't expect to be flirting with a cop for not fully stopping at a stop sign.
• Just flirted with a cop for not using my blinker! But he thankfully gave me a warning for such a minor mistake.

I'm not a cop

Typically used by professional undercover agents, the phrase "I'm not a cop", gives the impression that you are totally not a cop.

The phrase has assisted the force in infiltrating and capturing thousands of high value targets involved in drug and human traffic.

Mostly used as a persuasive tactic or a reassuring statement to mask his identity in sting operations.
Totally not a Cop: "yo wassup', you guys know where I can find some of the good dope" , "I'm not a cop"

Crook 1: *pulls out gun*

Crook 2: *pulls out gun*

Crook 3: *pulls out gun*

Crook 4: *pulls out gun*

Crook 5: *pulls out gun*

Gang leader: *in a totally re assuring voice* "you came to the right place, let me show you around"
I'm not a cop by INKREFIED October 1, 2019

cop-a-like 

When you see a car that resembles a police cruiser. Might be a Crown Vic, Mercury Grand Marquis, or something newer. It forces you to slow down and drive more carefully than you care to admit.
"Hey man, you're going too fast, there's a cop up ahead. Slow it down."
"Nah, that's just a grandma driving her Grand Marquis cop-a-like boat."
cop-a-like by totalg33k November 1, 2013