October 31st 

It’s fucking Halloween what the hell did you think it was gonna say? Go get fucking drunk and sleep with your boss, maybe wear a slut costume? I don’t know go do something with you life

Person “hey it’s October 31st what are you doing tonight”
Other person “idk what am I supposed to do”
Person “it’s fucking Halloween”
Other person “oh- I knew that”

October 31st by Itsokyk October 18, 2020

October 31st 

National hurt your short friends day, this is a day to do whatever negative things you wish to impose onto your short friends. This day is also Halloween so bonus points if you do this in a costume.

Tall person: “Oh look it’s October 31st I can go throw my short friend against a wall”

Short person: “oh no it’s October 31st I don’t want to be kicked in the kneecap”

October 31st by Rat face Mr. man October 29, 2020

October 31st 

Free Monster Drink from guys called Jack. If you knoe a Jack he needs to buy you a Monster Energy Drink on October 31st.

“Jack! Where’s my Monster at? It’s October 31st!”

October 31st by daddybigchonk October 30, 2020

October 31st 

A day where everyone in the Uk comes together and collectively screams “What in the actual hell, Boris.”
Please, just shut the schools.

“Hey, it’s October 31st! This time 2 years ago, we went into a second ‘lockdown’.”

October 31st by PleaseShutSchoolsBJ October 31, 2020

October 31st 

THE DAY THAT MY LOVE WAS BORN! This day goes to amazing people that I will always love forever. Yes, it’s also Halloween, but IT IS THE DAY THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WAS BORN! And its why I love fall! This day is truly amazing and brings me the most joy ever. IF YOU WERE BORN ON THIS DAY YOU ARE THE BEST! You’re smart, (but dumb at times), funny, kind, everything good. You have changed my life forever. I LOVE YOU!

She was born on October 31st, she’s truly beautiful!

October 31st by sodaplushies June 8, 2021

October 31st 

Spooky celebration day/Halloween

Person1: Dude it’s October 31st you know what that means?
Person2: Its halloween?
Person1: Yep!

October 31st by anonymous October 3, 2021

October 31st 

National Last Nude of October Day

It’s October 31st. That means it’s the last chance to send someone a nude this October before that dreaded month of November. Make sure it’s good or at least send a couple

October 31st by Horse0332 October 27, 2021