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Arkansas Nosebleed

A sexual act which requires a man whose foreskin has recently been cut off and a woman on her period.

To perform this act, one must stick the foreskin into the woman’s vagina before her period comes, and when she has it, it will “catch” her period blood for her (or come out with the blood), almost like covering a nosebleed with a ripped off kleenex.
Person 1: What did y’all do last night?
Person 2: I found out she was on her period, so I gave her an Arkansas Nosebleed and had intercourse with her!
Arkansas Nosebleed by guywhoinahole September 13, 2024
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North Carolina Nosebleed 

When one sticks their penis into someone’s nostrils, causing their nostrils to bleed
Elijah gave Liam a North Carolina Nosebleed

Nosebeef 

1: A multi purpose substance,varying in color and viscosity,that grows in the northern regions of the nasal cavity and is generally harvested with the fore finger,then exported to objects such as furnature,books,pets,etc. not belonging to the harvester.

2: Yes...Nosebeef always means yes.
Q) Hey Ass clown...Did you wipe this nosebeef on my
recliner?

A) Nosebeef!
Nosebeef by GANK March 3, 2007

nosebleeds 

Seats in the nosebleed section of an arena or other sports stadium.
The only tickets left were for seats up in the nosebleeds.
nosebleeds by Arschlöchli October 14, 2006

squirrel's got a nose bleed 

Slang for a womans period, time of the month, got the painters in, on the rag etc................
Bloke: I'm feelin' really horny, why don't you slink your way over here and slide your hot fufu up & down on my rod of love?

Bird: Would love to give the fufu a workout, but I can't. Squirrel's got a nose bleed.

Nozebleedz 

When a woman hold her head up high knowing she's the shit.
Yo that girl over there is so bad! She's showing Nozebleedz
Nozebleedz by uniquefefe July 12, 2017

Monkeys got a nose bleed 

Whilst a woman is on her period, the vagina looks as if a monkey ((if hairy)) is bleeding from the nose,
Peter: its that time of the month again
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed