crumbsnatcher 

people that often bum smokes, accept many gifts from you then harrass you about five dollars you owe them, people who hit two lines when you clearly made them one. also, people that never bring chicks to parties but will instead try their luck on yours.

nah dont call DOOLY, fuckin crumbsnatcher yo.

crumbsnatcher by LouisLogic January 25, 2011

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

A phrase meaning, basically, "That's the way things are, you cannot change it". Usually said to calm someone who's whining overmuch, an usually with little effect.

Man 1: I went on vacation and my fern died!

Man 2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.

that's the way the cookie crumbles by Daniel Finetail May 26, 2004

That's the way the cookie crumbles 

As if to say "That's how life rolls." It's also a good response for when somebody says something you don't know HOW to respond to. It's also just a cute thing to say.

1.
Girl. Classic vegetable is better than chicken noodle.
Boy. No it's not.
Girl. How?
Boy. That's the way the cookie crumbles!

2.

Boy. Your eyes are beautiful.
Girl. Uhm...that's the way the cookie crumbles!

3.

Boy. You're so weird lawlz.
Girl. That's the way the cookie crumbles.

That's the way the cookie crumbles by tooswoleforyou666 August 3, 2011

Cumbs 

Cum crumbs. After leaving a load somewhere, it dries and turns into crumbs.

"Dude, found a wicked porn last night, and woke up to a keyboard full of cumbs."

Cumbs by N810S October 1, 2014

Crumbum 

A term often used by high school wrestlers to describe absolute choochery during a match. You can identify a crum bum by observing their headgear, goggles, mouthpiece, etc. partially or completely falling off during a match. Depending on the frequency of exercising crumbum abilities, one may evolve into a mega chooch.

JBone is such a crumbum, did you just see his singlet split wide open?

Crumbum by NJ chooches May 7, 2018

cookie crumble 

To strike a women in the vaginal area with either your hand or foot.

Jen: "If you sleep with my man again I swear I will give you a cookie crumble that you won't be able to recover."

cookie crumble by blakkkkkkeeeeee September 25, 2007

Crumb 

a term used to describe a human-being that has a total lack of morals and respect for girl/people and their property. Crumbs normally get wasted and engage in the following activities, opening people’s mail, taking advantage of women, stealing alcohol from Koren bars, spitting on people, puking on people’s property, exposure of male genitalia, and spitting on people. Mostly smoke Newports.

Synonyms: Man-whore; jerk; tool; jack-ass; loaf of bread; moldy bread, slice of bread, and/or crust.

Example: next morning after a crazy night: “Yo, last night I was sucha crumb, sucha crumb! Me and my buddy Kyle totally peed all over some guys bathroom, it was soo gross. Wanna see the video?”

Crumb by Mango1231 March 13, 2011