steady state bathroom 

The point at which a bathroom becomes one in & one out. Can be as a result of only one available toilet but ultimately occurs when the demand for humans to release their toxins becomes greater than the supply of facilities, which causes a line to form outside the bathroom.

Dude 1: Dude, I've gotta piss like a race horse.

Dude 2: Me too bro. Let's go find a tree, this bathroom has been steady state for days.

Pedestrian Canadian: steady state bathroom, eh?

steady state bathroom by JBaughlin May 30, 2011

Can I go to the bathroom? 

This is the question students ask most at school. It's the sound that resonates most each and every session of class at any given school.

Some teachers continue to use the completely outdated response of "I don't know. Can you?"
Any student sick of that crap to the max might stop the class to not only correct themselves, but also to survey the rest of the class via a show of hands to see who else predicted the teacher was going to play the outdated-sense-of-humor card

Can I go to the bathroom?

*Maybe I should ask my Google assistant that question*

Can I go to the bathroom? by RevengeOfTheSeph November 21, 2021

have sex with me in the bathroom 

ohh babyy commee and have fuckin Sex with me in the washroom yasss daddyyyy

ohh babyy commee and have Sex with me in the bathroom yasss daddyyyy

have sex with me in the bathroom by yesss daddyyyy January 3, 2022

Latina Bathroom 

A foul aroma usually lingering in the women's public restrooms at swapmeets, gas stations, rest stops and inner city fastfood joints that always smells like a combination of fishy period blood, stank coochie and dookie mixed with qweef. An odor that develops in many hispanic chick's coochies from tight underwear, tight pants and lack of washing from the water being shut off in the projects where they reside.

When that ho took off her drawls I almost passed out from the strong latina bathroom smell.

Latina Bathroom by ~Kung Fu Chick~ January 19, 2011

YMCA bathroom 

that awkward moment when you turn around to see a naked old hag sitting on the toilet taking a shit (only wearing shoes) at your local YMCA.

today i innocently went to the bathroom at my local YMCA bathroom and some lady pulled a YMCA bathroom.

YMCA bathroom by bummyland November 13, 2011

the bathroom

The place where %95 of MySpace default pictures are taken.

Dude, did you take a picture of yourself in the bathroom?
Yeah, it's the only room with a mirror.

the bathroom by xtraflynikekicks April 2, 2009

triple action bathroom break 

The act of taking a dump, having a meal and catching a solid blow job all while sitting on the toilet.

It doesn't get any better than that man, I just had a triple action bathroom break at work. You know I caught A knob job from Tina and had a steak and baked potato all while releasing a turd.

triple action bathroom break by bastubes December 11, 2007