Meth Puddle

#MethPuddle can be used to describe or insult someone who is a life time member of glassy.

Oi bro, that girl ya had over last night looked like a fuckin half burnt meth puddle.

Meth Puddle by heyheytaytay69 April 22, 2022

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White Puddle

Notice how there’s a man jacking off in the corner, right. As that guy is masturbating, he’ll release his load and a puddle of jizz will be right there on the floor. If you’re a man you’ll understand why it was given the name White Puddle.

Jason: OOOOHHH YEAAAAH. I’M WANKING!!!!!
Jason: *moans as he releases his load*

And that’s the story of how the White Puddle was made.

White Puddle by JohnnyAustinCole May 25, 2022

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Muddy Puddle

When a bunch of guys take laxatives and gang bang a girl, proceeding to shit all over her.

Cor blimey jerry, me and the lads from snooker club gave that vanessa gall a muddy puddle last friday, still cant get the stains out of the bedsheets

Muddy Puddle by erectionist_specialist July 31, 2022

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Muddy puddle

To explosively shit all over the floor. Using one’s own faeces. Then proceeding to jump (bare-foot) into the cesspool of warm shite.

Person 1:What the fuck is wrong with you! You can’t just shit on someone’s floor. It’s new fucking carpet.

Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?

Muddy puddle by MyMoneyDoesNot jiggle February 21, 2023