Skip to main content

Book Depression

After you've finished reading a phenomenal book you feel lost and melancholic. You want the characters, time, places, and the whole lot to keep going forever like a sitcom or a weekly skit. A book that becomes a part of your life, those are the best kind.
After taking the place card out, Zazzy was suddenly struck with book depression. How would she ever go on without her companions keeping her afloat?
Book Depression by Zazzy June 2, 2017
Book Depression mug front
Get the Book Depression mug.
See more merch

AP depression 

This is a common type of depression that people seem to get when taking an A.P. class.
This homework is starting to give me AP depression.
AP depression by Badger McBadgerson February 28, 2019

Fake Depressed Person

Someone among the ages of 8-15 who desperately wants attention. In a sad attempt to get attention, they claim they have various mental illnesses, one of them being depression. They have a Bart Simpsons profile picture with broken heart emojis around the head of Bart. They listen to depressed type music. All they want is attention, the best way to defeat these people is to ignore them. A fake depressed person will draw on their arms or scratch is vigorously to act like they cut themselves. They may even use makeup, if they're good at it. Once they made their fake cuts they roll their sleeves up or give their arms with the fake cuts as much exposure as possible so people will notice. Like I said. They want attention. They probably have a gacha profile picture as well. I genuinely hope these people get bullied so they get REAL depression.
Fake Depressed Person: "Everybody hates me.. nobody likes me.. I want to die lol"
Sensible person: "Stop being a fake depressed person. You're embarrassing yourself."

Down Depressed 

The feeling of being overly sad over something that won't really matter later down the line.
After Beema got his AP Euro mcq back he was down depressed.
Down Depressed by Beema23 January 27, 2021

MyMy Depression

when Mymy wont play or talk to you after you beg her.
person a: what’s up?
person c: i have mymy depression

person 4: don’t worry she didn’t want to play with me either :/
MyMy Depression by xXgamernamerXx February 3, 2021

Great Urban Depression

A time when Urban Dictionary's members and their "Word of The Day" gets more thumbs down than thumbs up.
Joe: Man, what's up with these words, they're getting more thumb downs than thumbs up

Jo: It's the "Great Urban Depression", no one has any good words or phrases

Post Present Depression 

The sad, empty feeling you get after the excitement of opening all your Christmas presents.
Ashley: Did you get a lot of presents this year??
Audrey: Yeah, but now that they're opened I've got Post Present Depression.