Allender 

pretty much the most BAMF who destroyed cancer and plays guitar. He rocks at Humans versus Zombies, and can pretty much eat out the best pussy and is a good sex partner

He is such an Allender!

Allender by big booty claire May 6, 2009

allegedly

When you do something embarrassing during a drug or alcohol fuelled runaway, all responsibility for such acts can be erased by simply saying 'allegedly' when talking about it afterwards.

Frank: "Jeez Pat, you must've been wasted last night - you pissed in Rob's suitcase!"

Pat: "Allegedly pissed in his suitcase ..."

Frank: "Ahhhhhh Pat, you crazy! We all saw you do it but, you know, allegedly ..."

allegedly by Ol Grimey December 4, 2014

Tim Allen Hammer 

A hammer signed by Tim Allen. Used to fix Cam's porch, and kill kids from Carrick. "I wish you wouldda got me a Tim Allen Sledgehammer." Put in carpenter pants hammer hole.

I got a Tim Allen Hammer! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh. They gonna see Tim Allen on the hammer and they'll be like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Tim Allen Hammer by Eskimoman76 April 16, 2004

Allen Iverson [Iverson]

1)To shot 37% or less from the field.
2)To ignore the concept of team basketball for personal glory while saying goodbye to solid players like Larry Hughes, Toni Kukoc and Mutumbo because they dont "fit in" with your style.
3)To watch the coach that didn't get it win a championshp the year after he left you.
4)"We talkin' bout practice... not a game, not the game... practice- we talkin' bout practice!"

Hey man, I see your girls coming up to watch you play, you betta pull an Iverson so she can see you get some shots up.

Allen Iverson [Iverson] by Demetric July 7, 2005

Allen 

A little man with a little penis. Allen seems very confused about life. Allen gets no hoes and loves sucking fat cocks. Fuck off Allen.

Allen why is your penis so small you bitch

Allen by Allen01 September 12, 2017

Lily Allen 

Annoying, loudmouth singer. Halfway decent songs but she's obnoxious otherwise. Terrible crap live show. She pretends to be street but was raised in a big mansion in Britain with rich kids. Unfairly got to sing with Joe Strummer once before he died. Talks too much. Does not seem to care much about her own music.

Lily Allen: I HATE EVERYTHING! OH LOOK WHAT A FEMINIST I AM! I WRITE SONGS!

Me: Yeah. So do Alanis Morrisette and Stevie Nicks. And they aren't as annoying as you. Good songs, though.

Lily Allen by Wendy Weissman April 15, 2007

Allen 

A genuinely nice person but a pussy ass bitch

fuck allen

Allen by MonaldDcRonald April 30, 2020