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Dirty Thanos 

Having sex with an Ant-man shapped butt-plug shoved up your ass while one partner mysteriously turns to fucking dust halfway through.
Becky: I had to shower for an hour straight last night because I got so much sand in my vagina.
Karen: Dirty Thanos?
Becky: Dirty Thanos.
Dirty Thanos by Din0digger March 22, 2019

SANS X THANOS X SAM X HEROBRINE X WHEATLEY X PANTI 

You arent real unless u a SANS X THANOS X SAM X HEROBRINE X WHEATLEY X PANTI fan

The Thanos 

When you find out your girl is pregnant, so you snap and dispappear
β€œBabe, I’m pregnant”
*SNAP* *Leave here*
This is The Thanos
The Thanos by Anyononononymousy December 2, 2019

papa thanos 

Papa thanos is what you call your sugar daddy when you’re playing a Battle Royale game. You’re the chitauri AKA a thanos baby
Me: let’s play endgame
You: ok, I really hope we’re Thanos babies
Me: yea, I want to be Papa thanos

Kermit the frog with thanos glove 

end of the world
"do you see that, i think its Kermit the frog with thanos glove"

"welp, see you on the other side."

E Thanos 

That one nickname you call your friend Ethan all the time and he hates it.
Me: AYE YO E THANOS!!
Ethan: What the fuck do you want from my life
Me: Idk
Ethan: Tbh E Thanos is dumb
E Thanos by ShawnMendesLover9807 October 9, 2019