Fort Lawn 

A small town in South Carolina.
Where everybody knows everybody.
Has one stoplight.
The fall festival and the Christmas parade is the highlight of the year.

Oh wow I know jolottie, she lives on the other side of fort lawn.

Fort Lawn by Amycoleman=) February 3, 2010

French Lawn 

Another term in "Hollywood" in the world hair removal - full removal of hair by waxing, of the pubic and rectal area.

A: Just had a French Lawn
B: Ouch!

French Lawn by Slobert August 27, 2013

plastic lawn ornament day 

That day after a huge fight with an SO, where you post a bunch of fake shit so no one knows how fucked up your life really is.

She and billy were fighting all weekend. Now it's plastic lawn ornament day.

plastic lawn ornament day by Bragnonymous August 23, 2015

lip lawn 

A very thick, full bodied mustache that is well taken care of. In most cases taken care of more than any other part of that persons body and or life.

"Hey do you remember that creepy guy with the sweet lip lawn that did our taxes at H&R block?...well I just saw him on the news arrested for child pornography"

lip lawn by Freelee09 November 24, 2015

Kian lawn 

Certified stud

Kian lawn is a stud

Kian lawn by Kian l March 6, 2018

front-lawn storefront

A.k.a. "yard sale". Often you can get good bargains on good-quality household items there, but you hafta always watch out for damaged/defective/worn-out items and inflated prices.

Brick-and-mortar shops do indeed usually charge a lot more for stuff than a front-lawn storefront, but yard-sale items usually don't come with a warranty or money-back guarantee, so it's kind of a trade-off..

front-lawn storefront by QuacksO September 9, 2018

Swiss lawn mower 

When you insert a Toblerone up the anus and rip it out fast in a similar motion to starting a pull cord lawn mower

NOTE:be quick it might melt

I gave her the Swiss lawn mower.shes in hospital now. R. I. P

Swiss lawn mower by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018