Apple Grammar 

The standard way of typing or verbally using Apple product terminology.

i: The "i" at the beginning of product names is always lowercase and is always followed by a capital letter (not a hyphen, space, or the like).

iPod touch: Never should be referred to as an "iTouch".
There is no such thing.

Proper Apple grammar insures I sound knowledgable about my favorite products.

I love my iPod.

I need to charge my iPhone.

Can I borrow your iPod touch?

Apple Grammar by Apple Fan Boy November 13, 2011

Maidstone Grammar School 

School that is a bootleg Hogwarts on the outside and brexiter wonderland on the inside.

"I got accepted into Maidstone Grammar School"
"I'm so sorry"

Maidstone Grammar School by morethenless May 28, 2021

Guildford Grammar School 

Guildford Grammar School, run

no, stop, run its guildford grammar school

Guildford Grammar School by NICE LICE July 11, 2021

Trinity Grammar School 

Nobody likes their fucking pistachio coloured blazers with gay yellow trims. Apparently their principle is also a fucking hairdresser that likes cutting little boys hair. All of them a typical white cunts, who can't get their head any further up their arses. They think that they're good at every fucking sport, but to be honest they're shit at most, if you meet a trinity boy they are probably going to be stuck up and full of shit

Person 1:Who is that?
Person 2: Oh he must go to Trinity Grammar School, what a prick!
Person 1: Yeah he has a shit haircut too

Trinity Grammar School by 12nakedafricans September 4, 2022

The Grammar Nazi

person who has a small penis

haha the grammar nazi has a small penis

The Grammar Nazi by The Grammar Nazi January 14, 2003

Sydney Grammar 

A school full of smart people who are constantly taunted out of jealousy of their copious amounts of knowledge. The best people in this school are the rowers.

“Hey do you go to Sydney grammar school”
“Yep, why you ask?”
“Because those rowers are so damn dreamy.”

Sydney Grammar by Eagin is bad September 4, 2019

Mount Roskill Grammar 

Educates the coolest people in all New Zealand. The most famous school of Auckland.Hated by many rival school's as Roskill also has the hottest people out!Also known for their thugs,gangs and violence.DMS,2CEEZ,LAC,LLC,JDK,UFN,YG and more.Contains 80% of Auckland's hottest girls.Located in CENTRAL Auckland.

If Mount Roskill Grammar was a ghetto it'll be Compton, LA, California.

Mount Roskill Grammar by `BaNaNaBaTiStA_LuVa-07 April 22, 2007