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Pair Seeds

A new, experimental remedy, passed from bro to bro designed to remove or therapeutically treat a man's metaphorical vagina, often associated with being a bitch.
With proper implantation and persistent watering, pair seeds give the man in question the potential to grow a proverbial "pair."
This treatment may or may not follow the removal of a vagina (vaginectomy) from an affected male.
Jared: "I have a bellyache and can't come out drinking tonight."
Justin: "Sounds like you have a bad case of vaginitis. I think you need a vaginectomy.
Jared: "Will that do it?"
Dr. Russel: "It might, but the prognosis is grim. You see, one can remove the anatomical vagina, but the metaphorical vagina will persist. To complete a vaginectomy, I can prescribe you Pair seeds. With proper implantation and occasional watering, you may, in due time, grow a pair. This, coupled with a physical vaginectomy, can swap out your vagina for a set of manly balls."
Pair Seeds by mikekais September 24, 2013
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bird seeding 

"sorry i gotta go do some bird seeding. talk to you later!"
bird seeding by Pati Doku July 18, 2017
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Chuckin a seedy one

Doing or saying something extremely creepy or gross -- seedy.
1. John: Wanna hear my rule with girls? If there's grass on the pitch play ball.
Alex: Man you're good at chuckin a seedy one!

2. The fine art of randomly doing a Mr Baldy impersonation.

Toilet paper seeds 

I went down on your mom last night and she had toilet paper seeds

Pumpkin Seeds 

Generic white sneakers -- shaped like pumpkin seeds -- worn by girls in the hood.
Her feet hurt cuz her pumpkin seeds 3 sizes too small.
Pumpkin Seeds by Peopleshark February 22, 2011
noun: Someone who is the product of your seed.
Ey seedboy, you are my son. You are the result of my seed. I created you, my son.
seedboy by Mcdaddy phister August 6, 2011

Seedy Weedies 

A gang of teenagers who believe they are so cool that they can fix global warming. Neglected by society, Seedies Weedies define the group of outcasts who unite together to boost their confidence and ego. Seedies Weedies are good people, who make decisions which enforces social suicide. Ultimately, being a Seedy Weedy can mean more than one thing, however one thing’s for sure, they are the shit.
Wow, now he’s a part of the Seedy Weedies for conquering that act of public indecency!