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making whale noises on the big white phone 

The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.
Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.
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White Noise 

The reduction of hearing due to ejaculation into the aural cavity. This often occurs due to a lack of proper co-ordination during oral sex, or due to premature ejaculation. The penile discharge becomes trapped in the ear and can cause major damage to the ear drum if not quickly cleaned out.
Suzie was hearing 'white noise' after her boyfriend "missed the mark".
White Noise by stiastyles June 12, 2007

white noise 

the worst movie ever made
this movie blows, it was the most predictable stupid movie ever and the end doesnt even make sense
alexp:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh scary
me:look this is gonna happens
(thing happens)
alexr:ha good call watch., this is gonna happen
(thing happens)
me:nice job!
alexp:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh scary im a little bitch
white noise by matt pullman January 10, 2005

Noise Rock 

Noise Rock is exactly what it sounds like. One or more guitars, bass and drums all combined to make pure noise.
A good example of noise is The Mung. They aren't very well known but my cousin and I know of them because they are from our hometown, which is Rome NY. Also from Rome are King Dump(hardcore), Reluctant Hero(pop punk), Breaking Over Nothing(rock, my cousin is in this band) and Day's End.
Noise Rock by Freak Face June 9, 2005

rudolph the red nosed reindeer

when a guy goes down on a girl while she's on her period, and a lil blood gets on his nose, hence "rudolph the red nosed reindeer." Also known as giving someone a rudolph.
"WTF ho?!" "Sorry baby I didn't mean to give make you rudolph the red nosed reindeer!"

"She didn't tell me she was on her period, she gave me a fucking rudolph!"

brown noise 

A sound who'se volume/pitch makes people lose control of their bowels

in other words shit themselves
YUCK it stinks in here ever since the Brown Noise happened!
brown noise by Solid Dragon August 30, 2003