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Taint Tugger 

A person who tugs on another person's taint. Taint tugging is generally considered an act of sexual harassment in most societies.
"That Taint Tugger! He tugged my taint. Now it's as sore as slut in a cactus field."
Taint Tugger by Lance Wackerle November 29, 2011
Related Words
taint tai Taiwan tail Tailgating Tainted taina tait taig taiga

Taint Turner

A "Taint Turner" is the official term for a double rim job in which two people lick each other's butt holes AT THE SAME TIME. It's kind of like "69" except one person must arch their back in order for the deed to be achieved. It is not for the faint of heart or Mormons.
Remember that one time when we did the "Taint Turner" after eating Indian food.
Taint Turner by Rimmy Jimmy March 13, 2014

Tainted Tractor

A Tainted Tractor is a descriptive word used to describe what is commonly known as a Black Pussy. A Tainted Tractor is more of a detailed descriptive word that passes a repulsive and specific meaning as it is told from one person to another. A Tainted Tractor describes a moist, unshaven, and more or less unclean black pussy stressing the point that it is utterly discussing and a very bad place to have any open skin contact, especially penial or oral contact. Diseases are likely and include but are not limited to Herpes, HIV, Syphilis and Chlamydia. When in close proximity to a Tainted Tractor it is advised that you take extreme caution as airborne viruses such as Influenza can be passed through Vaginal Quefes.

Entomology of Tainted Tractor: Taint. To pollute comes from the Latin word Tingere and is used to pass the dirty negative part of tainted tractor and Tractor is used to passed the rugged aspect of the Phrase.
Om my I did not even think I would survive after my experience with That Hookers Tainted Tractor. Man am I lucky!
A guy most likely to be of Asian origin.Once you fall in love with him,there's no turning back.A great guy inside and out,also very cute.Has a lovely personality and also a great soul.If he cares for you,then you will feel protected no matter what and you will always have a shoulder to cry on.Taisei thinks he has many flaws but still deserves that A for effort.Loves dank memes as much as you.Also very intelligent and can make you feel amazing if he loves you too.Is not lame,basic or stupid at all.Never let him go.
Person A: I met a great guy that makes me feel special and comfortable.
Person B: I'm guessing his name is Taisei!
taisei by algoconrithm2180 February 5, 2017

tailgate warranty 

When item is sold and delivered or dropped off by seller and the item comes with warranty as long as u can see the tailgate of the delivery vehicle. Once the tailgate is out of sight, your purchase is out of warranty.
Seller: I'll drop off your new stove later .

Buyer: does it have warranty?

Seller: it comes with certified tailgate warranty.

Buyer: wtf?

Seller: it has warranty as long as u can see my trucks tailgate!

taint chain 

A chain of 10 links or more, typically made of the most exotic metals, hanging from ones taint.
taint chain by Bufonics January 4, 2018