Footing 

Footing is the act of smelling, grading, and tasting all things feet, this includes feet, foot fungus, toenails, and dry skin

Vincent Alban begins footing a flavorful foot.

Footing by Jaidadd6969 October 13, 2022

Fortnight 

A period of 2 weeks or 14 days

"That will take me a fortnight"

Fortnight by 27Koolkat October 14, 2022

fortnightemug

3000 dollars

i got a fortnightemug

fortnightemug by bored kid who is wasting time November 2, 2022

farting day 

you have to fart on this day or u go to jail

i just took a massive fart on farting day

farting day by farting day November 27, 2022

fertinger 

someone who you can't stand

person: hello

Me: he is a fertinger

fertinger by yourlostdad January 11, 2023

farting in my boots 

farting so much that you can’t help it or control yourself.

I’m farting In my boots right now since I haven’t pooped all day

farting in my boots by stephani_pie_ February 8, 2023

fartingflapper 

The FartingFlapper . Particularly applicable to long dangly pissflaps of a well used ladies front bottom. Cuntlips like rashers of bacon.

Monstrous beef curtains .

Dave , that woman’s labia was weird . I grabbed both sides of her fartingflapper and pulled her on like an old welly boot

fartingflapper by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023