Brazilian year 

Basically, it's billions of human years, but since nothing happens in Brazil (expect murders) it takes more than 1 human year to complete a year in brazil.

Joe: "1 Brazilian year here is approximately 998,297,665 human years.."
Steve:"bro whaaaaaat"
Joe: "but do you know who I am?"

Brazilian year by I <3 myself March 26, 2022

brazilian ear lick

To get really close to a guy and gently fondle him while tonguing his ear hole.

He was immediately punched in the face after giving the other teams player a Brazilian ear lick.

brazilian ear lick by fox_zero June 29, 2022

Brazilian Cream Pie

the act in which telling your girlfriend that you are STD free and then proceed to fuck her grandma contracting HIV, then in the same night, have sex with your Girlfriend but seem super bored, and then cum in her pussy, stitch it shut, and tell her that you contracted HIV from her grandma. She then sends the cum through out her organs to shit out all the cum out her ass.

person 1: I fucked your grandma and gave you HIV
person 2: YOU LITTLE *Shits*
person 1: OH GOD NOT THE BRAZILIAN CREAM PIE

Brazilian Cream Pie by Forever2297 November 19, 2022

brazilian backout 

Wife chokes husband with a bra.

Hey babe want a Brazilian backout tonight?

brazilian backout by Brazilian backout November 20, 2022

Brazilian Dance-Battle 

Making out constantly

Do you wanna Brazilian dance-battle

Brazilian Dance-Battle by Shea monster December 6, 2022

brazilian pencil 

when you grab monkey shit off the ground, and use it to draw.

I grabbed my Brazilian Pencil.

brazilian pencil by Marshal Caspian October 18, 2022

brazilian receipt 

A sex act in which one partner has hot wax applied to their pubic region during intercourse and the wax is removed forcefully during climax. Afterwards, you are left with a waxing paper covered in wax and hair. Thus, the Brazilian Receipt.

My girlfriend gave me a Brazilian Receipt last night. It was painful but it felt so good.

brazilian receipt by ejectable January 12, 2023