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Texas Tornado 

You called me up from Amarillo, said you were coming to town
And thought I'd like to tell you hello, and drive an old friend around
I pulled up to the airport, confident and cool
But when you stepped off that plane, I knew I was your fool

My Little Texas Tornado, blowing me away again
I swore it wouldn't happen again, but I looked at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
You're lying with me in Atlanta, it's such a beautiful lie
You play me like a piano, I always let you get by
I know I'll go through hell girl, when you find someone else
But right now I'm in heaven, and I can't help myself

I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
Texas Tornado
Blowing me away again, I swore it wouldn't happen again
But I look at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind

Texas Tornado
Texas Tornado by Death Menace July 18, 2022
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anal tornado 

when ever a girl "farts". because girls dont pass gas, so there must be a tornado in there ass when it sounds like they do.
WEATHER ALERT:hurricane taquito is heading towards shore, so run for cover. were in for an anal tornado
anal tornado by charlie December 25, 2004

AFK Tornado 

AFK meaning away from keyboard and Tornado which is randomly put behind AFK. Has been a new fav among gamers alike who have heard this Phrase.
I'll be back guys i'm just gonna go AFK Tornado.
AFK Tornado by Kaldiron October 28, 2007

Karen Tornado 

When you tell a Karen to wear her mask in your store but she is refusing saying "i have rights" and "i have a medical condition." The she gets mad and gets all of her Karen Friends an they Storm your Store 'Area 51 Style' Screaming because they don't want to wear masks.
I had to call the police because there was a Karen Tornado at my store.
Karen Tornado by chaseisab*tch February 19, 2021

Tarrytown Tornado 

When Lynda Smith laughs too hard, thus snotting all over her face.
Turley: "Ew! My boss pulled a Tarrytown Tornado at lunch today!"
Tarrytown Tornado by Turley April 1, 2005

Word Tornado 

The action of getting caught severely mispronouncing or fumbling a word in normal conversation, often thought to be similar to a stutter. Typically happens when hungover.
Did you hear about the new season of Jersey Shore? They are going to Itatatily...I mean Italy. Looks like I got caught in another word tornado.
Word Tornado by CountryTime July 30, 2011

Flamboyant Tornado 

refers to when a man has anal sex with a woman and ejaculates into her butthole. Another girl proceeds to suck the cum out of the first girls butthole, and then makes out with the man while the cum is still in her mouth.
dude! mike, andrea, and lexi did a flamboyant tornado last night.