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Hairy Pooter

Another word for a vagina, but used in sentences about Harry Potter.
GUY 1: I wanted to talk about Harry Potter, not your Hairy Pooter
Hairy Pooter by Papasmurf2 May 31, 2020

Goldy_pontential 

An idiot that cannot spell or use proper grammar
(on the computer)
Person 1: Our you gae
Person 2: BRO you have Goldy_pontential spelling like sheesh
Goldy_pontential by 1wolvesgaming October 15, 2021

tammy pooter 

her nickname is grizzly chicken for the reason that she is short and loud tammy pooter is another nickname
A man with a substantial amount of bad luck, typically with money, women and the penile gene.
I feel bad for Tyler, he has no luck with the ladies, has a small wiener and can't even afford to pay attention...There's no doubt he's a porter.
Porter by Gregory hunter October 18, 2018
1.) A person who is generally slow to react to instructions but will complete them very inefficiently in an untimely manner. He is not very reliable but is a good pet/slave for gathering materials/weapons in any games. It is known that Porter has an unreliable internet due to a cheap, Chinese made Wi-Fi adapter he had purchased due to him being “porr” (he could buy one @ Best Buy but is too lazy to, cuz he’s porter).

Pulling a Porter:
action verb
1.) Pulling a porter is defined as Porter leaving at random intervals of time in a Discord call with his friends without saying a single word or stating that he’d be back. Other times he would state he’d be back but would return within 10 hours or so. Other days he’d state that he would get on but never does until a few days later. This term is now applied to other friends of the group. Other instances could include him saying that he’ll sleep but instead get on Dead by Daylight or another game, then sleep.

(Credit To #Yumiko Imagawa#5650 on discord for making this)
Example: Umeko: Porter, can you please drone??

Porter: oKAy, iT’s CLeaR JUmP iN!

Umeko: *jumps into the room, instantly gets shot in the head*

Umeko: *smash smash smash* I THOUGHT YOU DRONED IT YOU

FUCKING DUMBASS!

Porter: *sigh* Okay, listen here dinkweed…
Porter by MyLittleDinosaur January 10, 2019

Porter Poop

I had to go so bad i took a porter poop!