Flooded-Flute

When a female is highly turned on and to the point that she’s a real super soaker. The males penis upon having intercourse becomes wrinkled (like your fingers when you’re in the water to long)! The flaccid penis becomes useless to the female after being drowned by her own hurricane of pleasure . Usually the sad decrepit flute just becomes completely inoperable. No more pleasure gun! So this means no Bang!Bang! So choose your side bitches carefully.

Sally, can you believe that bastard”Burton” actually turned up in bed with a flooded-flute?!!

Flooded-Flute by zAbBa.ZaBbA.zOm.ZoM February 23, 2022

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Mushroom Flute

Act of fellatio to relieve one's penial secretions while humming a song

Chandra really knows how to blow the mushroom flute

"I'm bat-winging bad, time to get a mushroom flute"

Mushroom Flute by Pan face April 25, 2022

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Related Words

flute • flute player • Flute Section • Flute boys • flute dome • Fluted • flutent • Fluter • Flutered • fluterus

yogurt flute

Another word for the male appendage (dick)

Yo man, your yogurt flute is hanging out of your pants, put that thing away.

yogurt flute by ftothek June 17, 2022

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Angry Flute

The act of rubbing hot sauce on ones lip before performing oral sex on a man. This causes the man's penis to burn and become red. The oral performer is now in the orchestra as the angry flute player and while the man screams his operatic whails of seduction.

"I really pissed off Carla last night. She gave me an angry flute and my neighbors all clapped after the performance"

Angry Flute by Lil Bwow Wow July 4, 2022