Pt. cruiser 

The perfect megan car. Small, short, and not easy to crash into trees with.

"Hey, check this out, rachel. It's a pt. cruiser"

"I know right arnold. Let us get it for megan for her birthday."

Pt. cruiser by Katniss Everdeens March 27, 2012

Cruise leics 

A Forum with a bunch of sad cunts on there. They take the forum well too seriously.

Da dream man- You are an idiot

John- wot da fuck block hes IP addres now and fuk off u cunt i mean it fuck of u prick!!!!!!! grrrrr

Cruise leics by Johnny X May 9, 2005

cruiser douche

A middle aged white guy dressed up in tassles and other gay-biker attire, riding an over weight, under powered, chrome covered, tassle equiped motorcycle that looks like it could seat 5 comfortably.

They also will be seen riding with other cruiser douches, usually holding up traffic while parading around so they get noticed riding their Honda Davidson's.

Jones: Look at that cruiser douche all dressed in his pleather tassle jacket and his assless chaps

Chambers: He must have come from a Village people reunion...fag

cruiser douche by Jones 74 April 17, 2009

the cruiser 

The pimp Chryster PT Cruiser that is driven by at the moment, the coolest motherfucker alive. And just so you know, the cruiser is beats.

Eric: Hey JB, does the cruiser have beats?

JB: You dumb bastard, the cruiser IS beats.

the cruiser by PhilipRyan May 1, 2006

Panhandle Cruise

When a friend becomes completely dumpy see dumpy and their anus is cruised into by a friend with a cooking pan's handle. If the friend does not wake up it is completely acceptable for the friend to insert multiple frying pans.

Lauren got completely snackpacked and Kelly made sure she took a panhandle cruise.

The dog fell asleep and we took mom's new frying pan for a panhandle cruise.

My girlfriend got angry when I took her for a panhandle cruise from behind.

Panhandle Cruise by David and Hampton May 2, 2006

First Gear Cruise 

The best kind of traffic jam. This is when the speed of the traffic moves at the same rate as a car with a manual transmission when idling in first gear. This saves the driver the need for any clutch work, or indeed any pedal work at all.

Passenger: Dude, I hate traffic!
Driver: Yeah, but I'm just letting the car roll along by itself. Just enjoying the first gear cruise baby!
Passenger: That as the case may be, we are still going to be late...

First Gear Cruise by squarebobspongepants September 16, 2009

Cruise-A-Virus 

A severe disease that was spread once Tom Cruise became such a douchebag.

This usually causes bleeding of the eyes, repeatedly telling people you're not gay, and acting like a faggot.

(e.g. things for the Cruise-A-Virus effects)

"I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY, I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY, I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY."

"Hey! You aren't like me, you're normal, you ordered the small bowl of soup, I'll get the big fucking huge-ass bowl of soup!"

"I'm not a dick, you're a dick!"

Cruise-A-Virus by Stan Riggins February 5, 2008