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N.M.T.B. 

No Meals To Bedroom, Used when a teen or live at home adult goes from taking a bag of chips, handful of cookies, etc. into their bedroom to snack on and starts toting a complete meal there instead. Derived via the shortened form of talking usually used by texters, teens and people that cannot spell. Sometimes parents resort to this method of communication in attempting to be understood by children that are afraid of using complete sentences and big words.
After visiting the kitchen and having heaped a plate full of spaghetti and meatballs, the teen was sneaking back into the bedroom with it but was thwarted by the parent saying, " N.M.T.B."
N.M.T.B. by jpg3 August 11, 2010
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An acronym for famou Larry fanfiction 'Young & Beautiful'

It's truly a masterpiece not like After.

The writer's insipiration was Harry Styles in 2013 with his frat boy era. He smiled but had empty eyes. Harry in the story smiles outside but has some deep issues inside and Louis is the only one to notice and slowly fall in love.

Available on wattpad and AO3.
'I finished y&b I'm sobbing so hard!'

'Young & Beautiful is 100% my favourite Larry fanfic.'
y&b by foolforlucie August 28, 2020

Barry B Benson 

A bee that makes all men feel inadequate due to his penis size
Barry B Benson by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016

Goodnight B 

Okay so this could mean 1 of 2 things.... good night b as in babe or baby and goodnight b as in Bro... and if you looked this up you’re probably hoping for the 1st option. But don’t overthink it.. bc it’s just a fucking letter. Don’t be out here jumping to conclusions you bitchass
Person A: goodnight b
Person B: *thinks* ahhh what does this mean they he just call me babe... omg
Goodnight B by Hoesmad123 June 15, 2019
Nigga B was born in Pittsburgh. The public kept a safe distance from this dangerous coon, as he recorded his first mixtape, "Niggaz B Hatin'," which was promptly followed by the much-anticipated release of "Hatin' B Niggaz." The fame that followed Nigga B after these chart-topping successes spun Nigga B into a downward, meth-induced spiral. Nigga B went on a killing spree that lasted roughly 4 years, where he would seduce little niglet coons into his house, touch them, spit in their buttholes, and then burn them alive in his "Rape Dungeon." His actions inspired his next full-length, two-track album "Real Niggaz B Hood Niggaz."

Nigga B then looked to expand his horizons by instigating a one-man mass genocide against his own race. In an interview, Nigga B remarked, "You see all these nigger-coons? Tie 'em up, and pull! She's dead. No use for that nigger." After killing every nigger in town, he went back to the studio and recorded another masterpiece, "Hood Niggaz B Real Niggaz." After setting fire to several orphanages in Africa, Nigga B went on tour. His live performances are best known for the corny-ass rhymes and incest.

The next chapter of Nigga B's life remains unwritten. What will our talented, nigger-hating friend do next? Prophets have already foreseen many more reincarnations, murders, and violent ejaculations in his future. Let's all hope that when Nigga B cums next, it won't be down our throats, as I'm sure none of us want his toxic, purple cum in our bodies.
"Are you goin to Nigga B's candle-lit concert tonight behind the dumpster at the baseball fields? I hear he's passing out chicken sandwiches and he's not even gonna sing!"
"Ha ha ha Nigga B isn't real, you guys always try to get me with that shit."
"Shut the fuck up yeah he is."
"No he's not, you guys are stupid."
*spontaneously combusts*
Nigga B by moon caster September 18, 2013

E.R.J.B. 

E.R.J.B. is a acronym for Evil Robot Jeff Bridges, coming form Iron Man 1 to explain the shitty marvel movie villains that pop out of nowhere.
Captain America 1 was fun but red skull was a real E.R.J.B.
E.R.J.B. by Minib31 August 31, 2018