A worthless glob that has two eyes and one really flat tooth.
It's known to float around people's houses spying on men in the bathroom.
It's been around since the the first human ever recorded and they would also
spy on them trying to use the bathroom, which was just a massive hole.
This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she mightactually shart or fully shit themselves.
I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?
I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.