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Let them tools talk 

To pull out a gun and shoot at someone. Or, you could say "im fienna make them tools talk", and refers to going to shoot to kill, or shoot.
"I dont fight, i just let them tools talk"
"why would you want to do that when you can make the tools talk"
Let them tools talk by RBRP September 6, 2018

Devourer of Thots 

The placeholder name of the Cosmic Guardians that the Devourer of Gods boss from the Calamity Mod can summon.

The Devourer of Thots also was a meme in the Calamity Mod Community.
Anyone remember the Devourer of Thots?

Squabtoos (SQuAb-TOOS) 

A worthless glob that has two eyes and one really flat tooth.
It's known to float around people's houses spying on men in the bathroom.
It's been around since the the first human ever recorded and they would also
spy on them trying to use the bathroom, which was just a massive hole.

Scientific name: Squabtoisis toobus
"Aeneas is acting like such a Squabtoos (SQuAb-TOOS) today."
Squabtoos (SQuAb-TOOS) by Monikerrr September 4, 2022

Horton hears a toot 

This is a term from the 1960’s which John F Kennedy himself said to his stank wife who farted in bed next to him
My friend farted really bad and it stank I replied with Horton hears a toot

I'm either about to toot or shoot

This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully shit themselves.
I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?

I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.
Boobs, hooters, what ever you want to call them but this is a great word to use, that is damn catchy.
She has big Tolts.
Tolts by V May 21, 2004