pleading the 5th 

To call in sick when actually hungover. Stems from the many people who call off on the 5th of July.

Michelle just called in sick, but I saw her at the bar at 1:30 last night... she's pleading the 5th.

pleading the 5th by Leeny May 9, 2008

The 5th Horseman 

The Godliest of alcoholic drinks. Served only to those who have survived the 4 prior horsemen. The alcohol content is rumored to be 95%, but there isn't much to base off of, as the drink is served rarely, to say the least.

Paramedic 1: "He's convulsing on the floor! What the hell happened here?"

Paramedic 2: *removes sunglasses* "The 5th Horseman..."

The 5th Horseman by The Salt Master of Our Time May 6, 2015

November 5th 1992 

The day a queen was born

Person 1: what day was the Queen born
Person 2: November 5th 1992 DUH!!!!

November 5th 1992 by Quiinn November 19, 2019

December 5th 

National Slap Ass Day
Slap any girls ass!

Me: *Slaps a girl's ass*
Girl: Why did you do that??
Me: Sorry, its December 5th

December 5th by ThiccBriccMan December 4, 2019

𝙹𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝟻𝚝𝚑 

𝙽𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 day

Hey todays 𝙹𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝟻𝚝𝚑 wheres my candy?

𝙹𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝟻𝚝𝚑 by ⌫ May 24, 2020

Oct 5th 

National give your boyfriend or girlfriend the biggest hug day.

You:hey babe heres a big hug.
Them:oooo why?
You:you Don t know?its oct 5th national give your bf/gf the BIGGEST hug!!

Oct 5th by 💪🏽💪🏽personnnn October 4, 2021

November 5th 

national "kiss your crush" day. dont be a p*ssy

hey it's November 5th, national kiss your crush day. i guess we have to kiss.

🤷

November 5th by notmiami November 3, 2021