Deathbed starfucker

Someone who uses their (real or alleged) incurable illness or near death experience to meet a famous person(s)

That guy I saw on the news, who almost died on his ATV, got back stage at the Kid Rock concert. He's a real deathbed starfucker.

Mattie Stepanek = Deathbed starfucker

Deathbed starfucker by Randy Ayn Rand November 14, 2012

starbuccaneer

1. Noun: Originating from buccaneer, a starbuccaneer is a person who plunders or steals mugs and other branded items from Starbucks, usually with a cunning plan as opposed to simple theft.
2. Verb: To starbuccaneer; to steal an item from Starbucks.

1.Ed and Charlotte are starbuccaneers, they stole a mug from Starbucks with the aid of a Will Young decoy.

2.Ed: I'm going starbuccaneering this weekend
Charlotte: I'll come too, although I starbuccaneered last weekend in Birmingham.

starbuccaneer by Ed Cartwright July 24, 2008

starfucker 

an alternative band from Portland, Oregon. Briefly changed their name to "Pyramiddd", but they're back to Starfucker/STRFKR now.

Starfucker is awesome

starfucker by n0o0o0o0o0o0o0 June 30, 2010

starbuck 

Name of a main character on the 1978-'79 T.V. series "Battlestar Galactica"

"Starbuck flies a Colonial Viper."

starbuck by Centon November 11, 2005

starfucker 

someone who thinks some brief nearly non-existent connection with some great legend practically makes them a great legend too.

ok thrill me already - so you slept in David Bowie's hotel bed like three years after he checked out - woohoo - what a starfucker.

starfucker by angela June 6, 2003

Starbuck 

1. The first mate of Captain Ahab in Herman Melville's novel, Moby Dick.

2. An officer in the 1978 Battlestar Gallactica Series.

3. The callsign of Kara Thrace(played by Katee Sackhoff), one of the central characters in the reimagined Battlestar Gallactica series. She starts out as a wreckless fighter, going in guns blazing. However, her fighter(Viper) explodes and she returns claiming to know how to find Earth. She is later referred to as The Harbinger of Death. She eventually gets the last of humanity to Earth by numbers assigned to notes in the song "All Along the Watchtower." Without a doubt one of the most complex and intriguing characters to ever grace our television screens.

1. Ahab is a dick to Starbuck.
2. Starbuck is a straightlaced boring dude.
3. HOLY SHIT! I can't believe how Battlestar ended for Starbuck, is she an angel or what?

Starbuck by MyanRueller August 7, 2009

Starbuck Bitch 

Usually in the form of a woman or a severe heomosexual, that insists on waking up in the morning throwing on a pair of dirty sweatpants and UGG boots, throwing on there Northface jacket, putting there hair in a ponytail, but pulling strands of hair out to represent that they had a rough night. As you see them they are always accompanied with a Starbucks Coffee and are bitching extremely louding about how rough of a night they had. Although everyone kows she only does it for attention because she is an attention whore

I Cannot fucking stand that stupid starbuck bitch.

Starbuck Bitch by Eric Crenshaw November 17, 2009