Youtube Attention Span

Your normal attention span only significantly decreased due to Youtube. Whereas normally 10 minutes is a short amount of time, Youtube turns it into a cinematic experience.

Jill: Watch this video!
Jack: Okay.
Jack: wtf? 10 minutes? That's way over my Youtube Attention Span.
Jill: *cries*

Youtube Attention Span by FreeCottonCandy August 1, 2010

musical attention defficit disorder

People with a musical attention defficit disorder have a tendency to switch every (or almost every) song they listen to midway through (if not before that).

Also abreviated to M.A.D.D.

I'd swear that John has a Musical Attention Defficit Disorder. When I was listening to his MP3 with him earlier, he couldn't stop song skipping! It drove me nuts!

musical attention defficit disorder by K!tah76 April 5, 2009

Facebook Attention Whore 

Similar to a normal attention whore, but one who uses Facebook or other social media to satisfy their craving for attention.

Often posts statuses that they are upset, angry, or self-deprecating statuses in a desperate bid for pity comments and attention. However, such comments are usually only received by fellow attention whores.

Facebook attention whore 1's status: "OMG terrible day :( dont text phones off."

Facebook attention whore 2's comment: "Oh no :/ text me now!!!"

Everyone else: Shut up, no one cares.

Facebook Attention Whore by Hughes81 June 23, 2011

Sanctimonious Attention Whore 

Someone, usually female, who not only wants to be the center of attention, but who specifically seeks highly visible opportunities to act self-righteous at the expense of others, in order to receive temporary affections from cohorts, so as to validate their own fragile sense of self-worth. Also known as S.A.W.

A group of Sanctimonious Attention Whores is called a "Squabble". A male courtier, or loud-mouthed defendent/apologist, of a Sanctimonious Attention Whore is called a "SAW John" or "Squawker".

Political pundit, Ann Coulter, is a sanctimonious attention whore. Media host, Bill O'Reilly, when he defends Ann Coulter, is a SAW-John.

Sanctimonious Attention Whore by Wyld Stallyns August 12, 2006

Just trying to see if you were paying attention 

Normally used by teachers to cover up when they make an idiotic mistake. By saying "Just trying to see if you were paying attention" teachers can make it seem like they meant to make their dumb mistake, when really they're just stupid...

Teacher: "On the test, we had over 5 FLAIRURES"

Student: "Don't you mean failures?"

Teacher: "NO, i was just trying to see if you were paying attention"

Student: "ah, of course"

Just trying to see if you were paying attention by Crozefly February 21, 2011

short attention span 

when someone is not able to listen or pay attention to their surroundings

someone is easily distracted

OMG dude what is wrong with you have such a short attention span.

short attention span by Idontknowcomputer November 22, 2013

Gamer Attention Deficit 

A temporary attentiveness of the brain to the outside world when engaged in intense gameplay. Usually the victim uses easy quick words to get the person thats talking to them away faster.. Also very dramatic when the an event occurs (i.e. winning or losing)

Friend 1: Yo man im usin your bathroom
Friend 2: Dont even bother talking to him.. he is gamer attention deficit.
Gamer: yup
Friend 1: Wheres the toilett paper?
Gamer: yup
Friend 1: Nevermind, found it
Gamer: FUCK YEAH!

Gamer Attention Deficit by Jesse Verbiski October 27, 2007