Puerto Rican slime muncher

Where are man makes slime inside of a woman's asscrack and makes her shit it out into his mouth

Where is tim.
Oh he's getting a Puerto Rican slime muncher

Puerto Rican slime muncher by Urban homeless man March 13, 2026

Puerto Rican Pound Cake 

A sexual act in which two lovers use sweet syrup or whipped cream as lube for anal sex. After completion, the recipient of the semen then defecates the semen into a small bowl to be spread as icing on a pastry for both of them to enjoy.

I hooked up with a tranny in San Juan in college, he gave me a Puerto Rican Pound Cake along with herpes.

Puerto Rican Pound Cake by bigdiqmoves October 5, 2025

Puerto Rican Yo-Yo

An uncommon activity where two people get butt ass naked, then the giver covers the reciever in ketchup and manhandles the reciever's tongue. The giver pulls up and down on the tongue, making the reciever's body go up and down like a yo-yo. (Giver must have exceptional upper body strength)

Girl 1: "omg chad gave me a puerto rican yo-yo last night and my tongue still hurts"
Girl 2: "dude.. tmi"

Puerto Rican Yo-Yo by Oddtoddlers December 14, 2025

Puerto Rican Scrambled Eggs

The act of performing cunnilingus on your Puerto Rican bride after letting all of your buddies have a go with her after the wedding reception.

Jeff had the Puerto Rican Scrambled Eggs for breakfast this morning

Puerto Rican Scrambled Eggs by senorbeto January 11, 2026

dusty puerto rican 

Snorting coke off of a puerto rican prostitutes anus that is riddled with shit crumbs from previous anal sex encounters.

Man I still have a smell of asshole in my nose from performing that dusty puerto rican on handy Mandy last night.

dusty puerto rican by Spoonyt69 February 18, 2022

Annexation of Puerto Rico 

A glorious football play popularized in the movie "Little Giants." Its is pretty much a center sneak. The QB hikes the ball, and pretends to run the play while the center, who actually has the ball, runs toward the end zone. This play won the game for the Little Giants in their final game against the Cowboys. Will go down in fottball history and lore.

Kid 1: "What are we gonna do, we can't beat the Cowboys!"
Kid 2: "We are gonna run the Annexation of Puerto Rico and win the game"

Annexation of Puerto Rico by Mr. Vice President January 3, 2006

Demonic Puerto Rican Land Mole

Snort a line of coke to black metal, while simultaneously slitting your wrists, proceeding to wrap yourself in chains, while also putting barbed meathooks into your nipples, ending in giving your uncircumcised penis a blowjob.

Guy1:"Holy shit dude! This party is crazy!" Guy2:"Yea, look at that dude in the corner, he's giving himself a demonic Puerto Rican land mole!"

Demonic Puerto Rican Land Mole by HuskyTyphlosion May 31, 2017