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Northern Virginia 

Its so funny how people from there don't know the truth about Northern Virginia they claim there everyone from Southern Virginia are rednecks and poor. Actually Hampton roads is one of the riches region the united state it out beats Fairfax Loundon and all them So called rich counties our houses are bigger and on water front property they want to be like us so bad there houses are like small plantation homes Modeled from the houses in Richmond and Williamsburg lol. Also government offices like the CIA where moved to southern VA (Richmond) and there military orders come from Hampton roads so really you guys have no right to brag because people down in southern VA have government jobs too. and more people come down here to do businesses because we have a better location tourist and stuff. the only thing you guys pay are our beach's its so funny how you guys can talk shit but come play on our beaches GO BACK TO YOUR UPPITY SO CALLED RICH AREA AND FIND SOME BEACHES UP THERE SINCE WERE SO BAD. THE WHOLE STATE HATES YOU GUYS YOU MITE AS WELL BECOME A PART OF MARYLAND OR JUST BECOME AN INDEPENDENT STATE SINCE YOU GUYS ARE SO RICH.
Why do people from Northern Virginia hate on people from Southern Virginia?

Because they want to be like us look at their homes they're modeled like ours but 3 times as smaller as we live in a 7 bedroom home they live in like a 3 lol.
Northern Virginia by djej01 September 18, 2012

Northern Hick 

Usually someone with the name Sam, lives anywhere above georgia. Likes black people
Sam is a northern hick, says emmitt

Northern Lights 

the act of cumming onto a chest while at the same time punching the person in the nose till the blood runs onto chest then vommiting, urinating, and shitting on the chest, to create a dazzaling affect of colors.
Man,i want to show that chick the northern lights!
Northern Lights by the car pie December 29, 2010

northener 

A northerner is an individual who lives in the north of England. They enjoy bullying others, dislike people richer than them, dislike southerners. They are renowned for being rude, dirty often alcoholic and very heavy smokers. They are known for being ignorant and racist due to the fact that they don't travel very often. They are also often involved in crimes especially related to pedophilia and rape.
A northener was arrested yesterday on suspicion of being a rapist.
northener by Loveforcutethings December 24, 2016

Northern Westchester 

There are the Jewish/Italian towns of Armonk, Chappaqua, Pleasantville, Thornwood, Golden's Bridge, Katonah, South Salem, and Somers which get virtually no crime, it has some nice houses, but most houses are average size at about 2500-3500 square feet. This is normal for me because I live in this section of the county and most of the houses around my area have an acre of land and a house of 2500-3000 square feet with plenty of room between houses and no crime.

The second group of Northern Westchester is the farming communities of Bedford, Shrub Oak, Pound Ridge, Purdys, and North Salem. Most of the houses here are bigger and even further apart then the communities listed above. House size averages 3,000-4,000 square feet with occasionally bigger houses and about 2 acres of land with some houses more and some less. There is no crime at all here, the downtown of each city are very small and nice, and almost everyone here is white and mainly Italian.

Finally, the most racially diverse area and the most city-feel like area of Northern Westchester is Peekskill, Yorktown Heights, and Mount Kisco. Peekskill actually has its fair share of crime in some areas and is home to the most Black people in Northern Westchester. Mount Kisco is home to the largest Mexican population in all of Westchester County. Yorktown Heights is still mainly white, but instead of the city being 95% white it is 75% white with the other percentage Hispanic and Black. These cities have great shopping.
Friend: Where do you live?

Me: Northern Westchester

Friend: Oh, you must have a lot of money

Me: - ___ -