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Chilli cough 

Oh shit he’s got the chilli cough, he must have been eating bats

Wooking Cough 

when your attending a festival and you take too big of a bong hit with your bro macaroni and old man santana and can't stop coughing.
Brooooooo you gots that wooking cough!
Wooking Cough by Gum-Shoe-Sleuth November 24, 2021

Dry cough 

when you cough every 5 seconds, and people think you're laughing. They also think you have covid.
Saira had a dry cough during my uncle's funeral. Unfortunately, they thought she was laughing at his outfit.
Dry cough by canyoutellme March 2, 2022

brothel cough

Brothel worker slang for bacterial tonsillitis, the second most common cause of a sore throat amongst working girls.
“I’ve got brothel cough again, some guy put his fingers in my mouth. This always happens.”
brothel cough by Bipolarraccoon October 26, 2022

Bum cough 

Colloquial term for a quick, short fart.
As I waited for my coffee order, I heard the customer next to me let out a bum cough.
Bum cough by Lovebun27 November 8, 2022

Golf Cough

1) A courteous muffled cough after taking a harsh/massive hit

2) When Tiger Woods gets his balls checked for cancer at his yearly checkup
1) After a big hit off his cart, Tim golf coughed out of respect for his roommate who was sleeping.

2) “Ok Mr. Woods, could you turn your head and golf cough? This will only take a second.”
Golf Cough by More Change Than 50 January 8, 2023