national suck a nigga dick

april 27 it is where you suck a black persons dick

someone: it national suck a nigga dick.
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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could jesus suck his own dick

stupid 1: could jesus suck his own dick?

stupid 2: ofc he could, he could even fuck himself

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A day where you have to suck this guy's dick. This day is 12 of April

Tomorrow suck Stephan's dick day ow man I don't wanna suck a dick

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Suck your bf day is a celebration when we thank our boyfriends for being there for them by pleasuring them by sucking their dick

Adam: you know what day it is SUCK YOUR BF DICK DAY :)
Emily: I’ll get ready ;)

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when engaged in sex in the whales eye you pull your cock out of her fanny and ram it in her mouth

Mary: i cant belive Lyle made me give him the poop dick wein suck, it tasted like shit, litterally.

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1. A phrase used to when someone is pissed off about something and wants to be left alone.

2. Another way to say 'fuck off' or 'suck my dick'

Nick: you can leave my room

Bailey: suck my middle dick finger

Nick: no thanks

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Usually used when there is nothing else humanly appropriate to say in a certain situation therefore that is the phrase used

Jamie: ”says literally anything around will”
Will: I WILL SUCK YOUR FUCKING DICKKK!

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