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suck a toad

suck a toad usually refers to telling a person off after s/he has tried to ridicule you in front of friends. It is also used to describe anger regarding a specific topic or person.
1. Person A: you're so short

Person B: suck a toad

2. Me: To all the people that hate elbow licking, suck a toad!
suck a toad by FattyBoomBoom July 5, 2012
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Ocean Toad 

An ocean toad is defined as an individual, normally working in middle management, who sits around daily in a sea of waste and despair he or she calls their job. The ocean toad is known to regurgitate email messages already sent from other higher level sources even though he or she is aware that all of their subordinates had received the message. The ocean toad comes in many shapes and sizes, and is often recognized by it's rigid brow line and sloped uphill walk which is indicative of its desire to crawl out of the lonesome role of middle management to annoy others higher up the chain of command. Ocean toads hop from job to job making the lives of those they manage miserable.
Russ, the boss, is such an ocean toad. Did you see him resend that email about TPS-888 form? He's hopping up the ladder to the next level soon.
Ocean Toad by Billy Klube May 8, 2013

Fart mouthed toad 

Someone who is known widely and talked about frequently for having bad breath. Whenever they get near someone they are told to get a mint or to just leave.

A Fart mouthed toad is usually black haired, average height, and lacking basic hygeine such as showering aswell.

A Fart mouthed toad can also be known for excessivley bad Body Odor. The Body Odor is so rancid that no one can come within 7 feet of them without smelling it, or their bad breath.

Fart Mouthed Toads are usually loners that spend social events playing on their phone or another hand held device.

Their lack of personal hygeine makes them an outcast, yet they do nothing to fix it.
Mouth: Wow, i was just standing next to that Fart Mouthed Toad in line and I had to move to the back it was so bad.

Body Odor: I was running track behind that Fart Mouthed Toad I had to drop back a position so I wouldn't breathe that toxic air.

Loner: Wow that Fart mouthed toad is just sitting in the corner watching ESPN on his phone, does he not know there are girls out here?
My ex boyfriend Carlo is one son of a bitch! Not only did he break up with me on my birthday, he gave me the toad! I hope he dies!
THE TOAD by Brittany T April 22, 2008

Penis Toad 

It's A Very Small Penis the When inserted in the vagina nether on of them gets pleasure for the intercorse.
Guy: im not feeling anything

Girl : is it in, are we having sex?

Guy: yes!

Girl: You have a penis toad.....
Penis Toad by Je12619 July 12, 2012

flaming toad 

Fucking a girl who has vaginal wards and gonnhorea.
Man, I just got back from the clinic. Turns out, that skeezer from the bar was a total flaming toad.
flaming toad by falanges123 December 18, 2009